Lian

L WHAT DID YOU DO?!

I leaned against the farthest wall in the bathroom. I brought my knees up to my stomach and buried my face in them. I-- I can--can't keep this up... I started to cry. Why am I like this?

".........I... Ian...?" FUCK. I stopped myself from crying just like that. "........Ian...? You alright in there, buddy..? H... Hello?" I stayed silent. I shifted my eyes around the bathroom. There was a spider in my far left, oh fuck.

I inhaled and held my breath so I didn't make a sound. "I... Ian... Please.... I know your in there... I can feel it..." I kept holding my breath and staring at the spider. It moved closer to me. FFFFFFFFFFFF OKAY THATS IT. I screamed.

"...... iAN?! IAN ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!?! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!?!" I took a glass plate out of my jacket since I always come prepared for anything. "gET BACK!" I threw the plate at the spider. I missed. My hand started to hurt. I looked down to see that I SOMEHOW cut my hand with the glass plate.

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFF!" I rolled my sleeve all the way down so my hand was hidden. "iAN?! WHAT THE FUCK DOOD." I stepped back against the door and noticed a HUGE fucking spiderweb in the corner of the bathroom ceiling. There was at least HUNDREDS of spider there! "DIFHIFHFMFJFJFINFUFNFIJCNFKFNF." "oKAY OKAY I'M BREAK DOWN THE DOOR SO BACK THE FUCK UP......" I heard the door break. "RAHHHHHHH mEESTER ELLUH TO DEH RESCU-- wOAH--" He tripped and fell on top of me in a very awkward position.

Eheh... "U-UHHHH." He stood to his feet extremely embarrassed. "EHEHEHEHEHEH THAT WAS NOTHING EHEHEHEHEHEH... Eheh..." I looked back up at the ceiling. All the spiders were running across the ceiling getting closer and closer. I freaked out. "KJXLCIMDOHHDKDHDJDIFNFINFJFKFNFIFJKFKFJFFIFJFJ." He patted my head.

"So uhhh... What are you freaking the fuck out about?" I pointed at the ceiling slowly. My hand shaking. He looked up at the ceiling. "Oh pfft.." He zapped it with his finger gun. He blew the smoke away from his finger.

"Ayyyy gottem." That was only ONE. I kept looking around the bathroom. There was just spiders galore. "KDJMFICNFIFJFNIFHFKDJ." He was zapping all the spiders. "PEW PEW! PEW PEW PEW!!" ....Its that easy?

"PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW!" All the spiders were gone. ...Wow. He clicked his tongue. "I still got it!" ...Haha! He caused me to smile.

My hand started to sting. Huh? I looked down at my hand. "Oh." I saw a bite mark from a spider. And the cut that I did somehow with a PLATE.

"Oop. Hold on a second." He untied his bandanna and wrapped it around my hand. "There, that outta do it.." I couldn't feel my hand. It was like-- paralyzed. "I can't feel my hand..." "Oop.. S-Sorry..." He untied his bandanna. No L-- Oh well.

"....... Uhhh..." He looked around and found some bandages. -Ssssssnakes and sssssssspiders aren't friendssssssss.- ... "B... Better?" .......... "......Bet--" ............. ..............No.

-"Awwww! It's so cute Dagger!" "Yes. Snakes are very cute, aren't they?" "Yes!" "What about spiders?" "Hell yeah! Spiders--- their so cool looking! Each one something different and unique about themselves!" "Yeah.... hehe." "D-Dagger? What are you doing with that python...?" "...Hehe." "D-DAGGER NO! G-GET THIS SNAKE OFF OF M-- MMPH." "...sNaKeS aRe NoT yOuR fRiEnDs!" "M-MMPH!" "SNAKES ARE eViL. THERE'S NOTHING GOOD ABOUT THEM! WATCH." "H-Huh... Where am I? Oh hi brother! ...Brother? AHHHHHHH!!!" "MMMMMMMMMMPH!!!" "You see? THEY'LL EAT YOU. FEAR THEM. FeAr ThEm."-

I quickly opened my eyes. I could feel dry tears on my face. I looked down to see L. He was asleep in my arms. I better just sleep too... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I awoke to hissing. What? I looked in front of me. A snake was right in my face. KHSJFLKSHKFHSNFJIUHSJFHBSFHB.

I rolled out of the bed and ran out of the lab. NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE. I ran into the living room and slid to a stop. "THERE WAS A SNAKE IN OUR ROOM---" FUCKING HELL ITS DAGGER. "aNOTHER SNAKE!" Dagger turned around and stared at me.

His eyes glowing all red. "oH GOD NOT THE TRUE POWER!" I ran out of the room. I looked behind me to see if he was following. Dagger was flying after me, walls of chains going up behind him. yIKES.

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF." I turned around again. L was jumping over the walls of chains. sO SKILLED OH MY LORD. Dagger stopped and turned around toward the walls. He moved his hand upwards causing the chains to attach to the ceiling so there was no way to jump over them. FUCK.

L slid under them instead. sO HOT. "RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He tackled Dagger. "gET BACK HERE AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN." My heroooooo! A FREAKING SEA OF CHAINS STARTED FLYING TOWARDS ME.

OH FUCK. "If you want." I have no choice. I zoomed outside. "KJDJFKRJCMFOCHDMIDJDKDIDNC." I ran towards the woods. Okay that's it.

Time to be skilled. I picked up speed and slid under branches. I jumped over bushes. I slid down a hill like I was on a sk8board. Surly I lost them.

I turned around and skid to a stop. The chains were gone. Phew. I walked back in the direction of the house. I opened the front door.

"MMMMMPH!!" Uh oh. I walked closer toward the sound. "Mmmmmph..." Hero mode activated. I ran in the room. "HERE COMES THE CAT. STRONG AND BRAVE, MEOW! HERE COMES THE CAT. GET READY TO GET REK-" I then tripped. ....Well there goes my spotlight.

"Lol." I looked up. L was COVERED in chains. They kept wrapping around him. They were almost at his eyes! OH GOD.

NOT THIS AGAIN. ITS THE CHAIN COCOON. I quickly ran out of the room. I have an idea. I climbed up the wall that was next to the room where my baby was getting absolutely rekt.

I attached to the ceiling and made my way to the other room. "The ones around your mouth must of loosened. Lemme just fix that." Dagger clenched his fists. "FFFFFF-- MMMMMPH!" "Okay." I looked down at L. I gotta get his attention. "psst, psssst." He shifted his eyes upwards, okay good!

I took out my notebook and wrote 'Hang tight, I'm gonna get you out of this'. I turned it around so he could see it. He didn't move but I can tell he understands. I put my notebook away and shifted my eyes toward Dagger. He was reading and not paying attention.

Okay. I jumped down without making a single sound cuz i'ma ninja. I shifted my eyes back towards Dagger. He was still distracted. I felt the chains to make sure they weren't doing what I THINK their doing.

They weren't. Okay here we go. My claws popped out of my hand. I jumped up and did a bunch of 360s. Kind of like in action movies.

I kept spinning and let my claws do all the work. I could hear the chains breaking in half. And since i'm good at aim my claws didn't touch L. I landed on my feet in an epic pose. L fell to his feet.

Success. My claws sunk back into my fingers. "Oh." I turned around to see Dagger had noticed. FUCK. "rUN FOR IT." L picked me up and zoomed out of the room toward his lab.

WOOT WOOT. He slammed shut the lab door and locked it. "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF." "THAT. IS DAGGER'S TRUE POWER." "I can't even feel my face, lmao." "Your lucky it didn't finish." "Hheuhue YEEEEP." "No like bud... They would of glowed and drained energy. Like all your energy." "..... Even my zippity zappity?" He held up his fingergun with the lightening sparking. "Even your zippity zappity." "Oh nu das not good thats like one of the things I can defend myself with..." "That's the point." "i'M NOT THE GREEN THUNDER WITHOUT MY ZIPPITY ZAPPITY." Heh. "It gets worse." "...... yEE M8 I COULD FRICKING STARVE TO D E A T H." ....Eheh!

"No. All that drained energy... It goes to Dagger." "OH FFFFFF---" "Yeah." "Well uh... I'm glad your perfect in every way then." .... He patted my head and walked away. I felt my face start to go pink. My tail bent into a heart. Oh boy. .... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was walking around outside since L fell asleep. "Why hello Ian." I stopped in my tracks. I slowly turned around. Dagger was hovering with chains around him. "Just you and me now." Gulp.