I've always had this inept fear of my birthday. Well that and mind readers, but that's not the point.
My birthday is coming up and for SOME REASON MY MOM WANTS MY WHOLE FAMILY TO COME UP TO CELEBRATE ME BEING ELIGIBLE FOR A DRIVERS LICENSE.
Now my parents have been divorced since I was four/five, so my family has never gotten along. But due to some stupid stunts my stepmother pulled and my fathers amazing skill of ignoring situations and being a complete fucktard; My mothers family hates my fathers side which happens to rub off on me.
Imagine every time you visit your grandparents or close relative they talk shit about your parents.
And on top of that I am terrified of my grandfather on my mothers side. (I have a legit reason though. He looks like he runs a mafia)
If I die of a seizure or stroke please, someone with the same level of sarcasm, continue my rant book.
YOU ARE READING
Screaming German (Rants)
Humor"Everyone gets pissed, few write it down." I enjoy subtly hinting that I hate literally everyone. Also stupid situation.
