PAUL: Carl! There's a dead human in our house!
CARL: Oh....Hey! How did he get here?
PAUL: Carl! What did you do!?
CARL: Me? Uh, ah, I didn't do this.
PAUL: Explain what happened, Carl.
CARL: I never've seen it before in my life.
PAUL: Why did you kill this person, Carl?
CARL: I do not kill people. That is...that is my least favorite thing to do.
PAUL: Tell me, Carl, exactly what you we're doing before I got home.
CARL: Alright. Well I, I was upstairs.
PAUL: Okay.
CARL: I was, uh, I was sitting in my room.
PAUL: Yes...
CARL: Reading a book.
PAUL: Go on...
CARL: And, uh, well this guy walked in.
PAUL: Okay...
CARL: So I went up to him
PAUL: Yes?
CARL: And I, uh....well I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
(Slight pause)
PAUL: Carl! That kills people!
CARL: Oh...oh!
PAUL: (while CARL is speaking) Carl...
CARL: W-wow, I, I, uh...I didn't know that.
PAUL: How could you not know that?
CARL: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I suck.
PAUL: What happened to his hands?
CARL: What's that?
PAUL: His hands. What- why are they missing?
CARL: Well I, uh...I kind of, uh, cooked them up. And ate them.
(Slight pause)
PAUL: Carl!
CARL: Well, I, uh, I was hungry. And, well, you know, when, when you crave hands, that's-
PAUL: Why on earth would you do that?
CARL: I was hungry for hands, gimme a break.
PAUL: (Stretched) Carl...
CARL: My stomach was making the rumblies.
PAUL: Carl!
CARL: That only hands would satistfy.
PAUL: What is wrong with you, Carl!?
CARL: Well I, I kill people and I eat hands. That's, that's two things!
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Llamas with Hats
Humor"Llamas with Hats" is a short dark-humored YouTube series made by FilmCow, the makers of other viral videos including Charlie the Unicorn. The very basic setting and lack of movement gives reenacting it very easy and fun. Here is the script to Llama...
