Imagines and Preferences | Kris Kostov

Kris in my life

Friend: what are you going to do if he gets a girlfriend?

Me: have a boyfriend duh!

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Friend: what are you going to do if he gets married?

Me: buy a wedding dress duh!

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Friend: will you cry at his wedding?

Me: everyone cries at their wedding.

Friend: ...

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Dad: *yells at TV*

Me: you're yelling like they're actually going to listen to you.

Dad: you're in love with someone who doesn't even know you exist.

Me: ...

Me: don't talk to me.

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Mom: you think he has nice hair and fashion but in 20 years you will be lik-

Me: look children, it's your father.

Mom: what

Me: what

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Grandma: who is this lovely boy on your phone?

Whole family: noooooooo

Me: *pulling out a huge scrapbook and gets power point/ 20+ pages essay*

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Teacher: what's the hottest thing on earth?

Me: Kristian

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Hater: you don't even have a chance with Kristian. He will never notice you.

Me: idgaf *internally crying*

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Lol what the fuck did I just do.

Hope you find it funny anyway 😂❤

-L