A/n Ahhh omg omg I'm writing a fanfic! This first chapter is obviously shitty because i wasn't planning on writing a fanfic it just happened but it gets better, pinkie promise ;)
Alsooo, the following includes profanity, homosexuality, and offensive description of human kind, continue with caution.
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Richie: GuEsS wHaT h03
Stan: What you say? Que?
Richie: I'm gayyy
Stan: Not interested Rich.
Richie: *le gasp*
Stan: Le stfu.
Richie: how are you my Best
Friend?
Stan: I ask myself the same
Thing.
Richie: You love me ;)
Stan: Gayyy
Richie: Yea, i am. I said
That.
Stan: Ok.
Richie: wow thanks for the support.
Stan: welcome =)
Richie: Are you gonna at least
Ask who I'm gay for?
Stan: No.
Richie: dick.
Stan: Nah I'm straight.
Richie: Sometimes I can't
Stan you ;)
Stan: Dumb hoe.
Richie: Stupid slut.
Stan: Alrighty ttyl Bitchie.
Richie: R00D.
Bev to Richie
Beverly: Hey...
Richie: Oh Bev! Suppp
Beverly: You know how I've
Been talking about this
Guy i like?
Richie: you mean the guy
You won't tell me?
Richie: Of course i know.
Beverly: lol, well i feel like i
Should tell him...
Richie: DUDE YES. DO IT.
Beverly: what if he doesn't
Feel the same ?
Richie: then he's a stupid
Hoe.
Beverly: Oh ok.
Richie: Plus if he likes you
Back then we can go on a
Double date!
Beverly: um...
Richie: YES 3 GUYS AND 1
GIRL, YOU'D LOVE IT.
Beverly: 3 guys....?
Richie: Omg this will be
Great Bev, you're a
Great friend.
Beverly: Friend huh ?
Richie: Yup.
Beverly: Ok.
Richie: Ooo who was it?
Beverly: ?
Richie: that you like.
Beverly: oh um... no one
Important.
Richie: Ok.
read.
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Bonjour, beautiful people! Yes, you can see--
A fan fiction has been born!
Lmfao I'm extraaa anyways welcome to my shitty fanfic where i hope you feel at home. They'll be blood, sweat, and tears-- literally.
A little heads up, this IS a 'horror' story, with romance and all that crap. Just grab your popcorn and good luck.
Hope you're reddie ;)
- Xamari ♡
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