Will Lenny sat quietly and looked out the window of his dad's Ford KA. He was going to Devon because his parents are going to drop him off there because he is a child bully who makes no money because his videos were demonetised and they were fed up with his Tinder videos. He only had a manbag with him and inside was his phone, his shank, and his big weed (he saw George's 'How to be a Roadman' video).
If only his parents would understand. Bullying was all he knew. When he was a kid he was bullied everyday for having a square head. 'Your head is like a box' his classmates would yell 'and the box doesn't have a brain in it because your dumb'
"Will we're here bye." Said his dad as will got out the car, "You can come back to Newcastle when you stop bullying children and when you get rid of your big shank." They drove off before Will could even say anything. Oh shit, he was stuck here now. Newcastle was so far away. It was 5 hours 48 minutes away. He was practically in Spain.
He walked down the rainy streets of Devon and looked around. There were some shops and he used his last £4.09 to buy a Tesco meal deal. He couldn't believe how expensive they had become. Fucking Brexit.
He went to Victoria Park and sat on a rickety bench which was moist with rainwater to enjoy his last ever £4.09 Tesco meal deal. He looked at the park. He would've loved to take Darcey here but she turned against him because she is a massive Clarko fan despite his lack of eyebrows.
Will pulled out his phone and texted his favourite ginger nonce. "Hi stephen' the text said, 'I need to break up with you because I'm in Devon and you're in St. Helens and I think you like teenage girls more than you like me so bye'. His phone died before Stephen replied. He threw his phone in the bin because he didn't have a charger.
Looking up, that's when Will saw him. The Tic Tac to his Box.
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The Tic Tac and His Box [A WillNE x Callum's Corner fanfiction]
RomanceA massive joke, complete with awful writing and a nonsense plot.