"Wagwan" Callum said, "Are you lost?"
"Nah mate" said the brown haired box "but I don't know where to go"
His accent was exotic. He must've been from Newcastle. Bloody hell, he's practically Scottish
"And why's that" he said
"Cause me mam an dad kicked me out cause I'm a bit of a child bully init"
Callum laughed "Oh okay do you need somewhere to stay then?"
Nodding will said 'yeah'
"You can stay with me if you want." Calum said "my name's Callum what's yours"
"Will Lenny"
"Will Ne?"
"No. Will Lenny"
"Oh right okay im Callum Adams"
Will looked at him, "You look like a Tic Tac"
"Yeah well you look like a box" Callum said defensively. "Sorry just don't like being a Tic Tac without a box yknow"
"Oh ok well I can be the box for your Tic Tacs if you want to" Will said in his sexy Geordie accent
"Sounds fun" said Callum "come on then I'll take you to my house"
"Not sketchy at all" Will said sarcastically
Callum rolled his eyes "what do I look like, a sex offender?"
Will didn't reply.
"Oh" said Callum.
Five minutes later they arrived at a Tesco car park. Callum got into his Ford KA and Will followed.
"Wait Will why are you crying" asked Callum
"Me da used to drive a KA." Said will
Callum looked at him "your dad's got shit taste in cars this is the only one I could afford"
"Oh reyt" Said will
They got to Callum's house and Will turned to him, placing one hand on his cheek and the other on the back of his bald head.
"I love you Callum" Will said "I want to be your Tic Tac box"
"Will" Callum breathed, "it's been half an hour"
"But I love you, my little Tic Tac"
"Me too," Callum began "but I think we should be together secretly for a while and then reveal everything, ok my boxy boy"
"Ok" Will kissed Callum and then they went into his bedroom to do unspeakable things
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The Tic Tac and His Box [A WillNE x Callum's Corner fanfiction]
RomanceA massive joke, complete with awful writing and a nonsense plot.