On a spaceship
Some Asgardians
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG! WOO!
Korg
Great job Miek, I'm sorry if the alcohol hurts your insides(Miek makes groaning noises) It's meant for Kronan, and we're made of rock!
Valkyrie
Move and give me some.
Korg
You can't beat me. Half a minute.
Valkyrie
Yeah right. I've managed to be able to be able to drink actual acid.(chugs down bottle in 10 seconds) Woo! That tastes good. Can I have some more?
Korg
Sure,man. I feel like we're forgetting something.(all the sudden Thor and Rocket appears) Oh yeah. Get to safety.
Thor
Oops, sorry about the ship.
Korg
Oh look. You miraculously survived Thanos.
Valkyrie
(Laughing) What a cute hairball...
Rocket
Hairball! Really?!
Thor
What is this? Are you drunk?
Valkyrie
We've been krunk in this bitch for weeks...
Thor
Its barely even been a few days!
Korg
Where's your brother?
Thor
Loki has been killed by Thanos
Valkyrie
No! My drink tester!
Thor
You guys were supposed to seek refuge.
Valkyrie
But we found paradise!
Rocket
Paradise?
Korg
Grandmaster's collection of thousands of alcohol!
Valkyrie
(Laughing) Pokeys sugar daddy.
Thor
Loki?
Valkyrie
Pokey!
Rocket
We found them, now let's leave.
Thor
But they're my friends!
Rocket
What about my friends!
Thor
Fine. (Facing them) You better be sober and ready to fly this ship when I get back!(leaning over and whispering) Then we can have some beer! To celebrate!
Korg
OK!
Thor
Let's go Rabbit!(the Bifrost surrounds them and then disappears)
Valkyrie
(Laughing) Pretty rainbow! Loki is gay!
Author
So, that's a thing and I think you guys get where this is going. So next part is Nat and-WHY MUST THE SUPERMARKET PLAY BRANDY AND GIVE ME GOTGV2 FLASHBACKS!Sry, got off topic there. I probably enjoyed writing drunk Valkyrie more than I should've but- NOW THEY'RE PLAYING A FLEETWOOD MAC SONG AND I LOOK OVER AND SEE A TIME MAGAZINE ABOUT FLEETWOOD MAC! THIS STORE IS JUST SPEWING GOTGV2.Sry, I'm gonna end this before more can happen. Goodbye!
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