Part 27-Bloody Hell

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Thor
This was not a good day.

Clint
Why?

Thor
My mother died, my brother pretended to die, my ex almost died, and I almost died.

Rhodey
Oh, wow.

Thor
Anyway, we are getting the reality. Warning, its currently liquid. I don't know why she didn't just transport us to when they dropped it off at Knowhere. Shall we get the Aether?

Clint
Isn't that the point?

Thor
Well...

Rhodey
Well what?

Thor
Can I please punch my brother? Hes not actually dead!

Rhodey
Didn't Shuri say that could mess up the space time continuum?

Thor
Yeah...

Clint
May we begin, ladies?

Rhodey
Nah, Thor's the only lady here.

Thor
Do I miss my gorgeous locks...

Clint
No one else does.

Rhodey
Says the edgy ninja!

Clint
Says the black iron man!

Rhodey
Low blow, dude.

Thor
Ok, I get it! Cmon, I hate this, and all the deaths. By far second worst trip to earth. Next to the time when half the universe died. But hey, look on the bright side...(awkward silence) I got nothing.

Rhodey
You know we are doomed when Chris Traeger can't make it brighter.

Thor
Who?

Clint
Eh, I like Brooklyn 99 better.

Rhodey
Of course you would!

Thor
OK, lets get back on track! We have to go through that one(points towards the Dark Elves realm)

Clint
Of course its the one that looks like bloody hell!

Rhodey
Well we better get the move on. You ready?

Clint
Ready as I'll ever be!

Thor
Then friends, we must embark into the bloody hell scape!

Author
Sorry this was so late, got busy. Anyway, I think I might start posting another story every other two days, any thoughts? Anyway, goodbye!

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