Avengers 4

Part 10-Catching Up!

*Warning: A lot of exposition for MCU movies*

On the rest of the refugee ship

Thor
(The bifrost is in the room but then stops,revealing Stark and Thor)I'm back. I see you all stopped drinking.

Korg
Well everyone but Valkyrie. Alcohol I like her baby.(looks at Stark) Who's your friend?

Thor
Oh, this is Tony Stark, he works with me and Hulk on Earth.

Korg
Well he doesn't look so good, does he?

Thor
Yeah. Got stabbed by Thanos (a few gasps could be heard)

Valkyrie
(Pops up out of nowhere) Really? Another Midgardian? At least Bruce could turn into a giant green rage monster.

Thor
Well can you help with his wounds?

Valkyrie
Yeah, yeah. (Puts down her booze in exchange for a First Aid Kit) Come sit.(Thor helps Stark to the couch)

Thor
OK, where to start.(rubs hands together) Well, this is Asgard now!

Stark
I always thought it was bigger. And more extravagant.

Thor
Well it was. Then it turned out the 9 realms had gone to hell because my brother had been posing as Odin for who knows how long. Then we go to Earth, meet this sorcerer-

Stark
Strange?

Thor
Yeah. You know him?

Stark
Mhm.

Thor
How's he doing?

Stark
He died with the others... On Titan

Thor
Oh. Sorry to ask.

Stark
Its-Its fine.

Thor
OK. Anyway Strange leads us to Norway, where we find our father dying. And we found out about our evil older sister, Hela, the goddess of death. She appears, breaks Mjolnir, and conquers Asgard. We try to stop her but get stranded on Sakaar-

Stark
Quick question. Whos we?

Thor
Me and Loki, of course.

Stark
OK. Continue on.

Thor
I find Banner, who had been the Hulk since Sokovia.(Starks eyes widen)A creepy old man cuts my glorious blonde locks. I also meet Korg, Miek, and Valkyrie. Then we all escape to Asgard to fight my evil sister. She cuts my eye off.

Stark
Then how do you have an eye now?

Thor
Its a fake from Rocket. You want me to pop it out.

Stark
No, just continue.

Thor
But then I discover I can have awesome lightning powers without my hammer which make me even more bad ass! But then we had to start Ragnorok, which is the end of Asgard, which isn't a place, but a people. By the way, head towards Earth. Anyway, we destroyed the place Asgard, Thanos attacks the ship, kills half of them, including Loki and Heimdall. I meet the Guardians, then go to get Stormbreaker with Rocket and Groot. Thanos kills Vision, I attempt to Kill Thanos but didn't go for the head, and he snaps. The end. Anything I haven't caught up on?

Stark
Well the Avengers broke up.

Thor
God damn it Stark what did you do this time?

Stark
Why do you blame it on me?!

Thor
You've been picking fights since we started.

Stark
Well basically a mother guilt tripped me into wanting the government to control the Avengers. Then a crazy dude bombs the signing, pretending to be Caps old friend Bucky, who, do you remember what we told you about the Winter Soldier(Thor nods politely, not wanting to interrupt)Well basically Cap, who was against this in the first place, was even more against it. We had a big fights, where everyone was there-

Thor
Why wasn't I there?!

Stark
Well, first, we had no idea where you were and second, the accords didn't really apply to you. Then again, they didn't really apply to Vision. Or really even T'Challa. But whatever. You want me to continue?(Thor pouts, crosses his arms, but signals for Stark to continue) Well we arrested everyone on Caps side besides Cap and Bucky. Then I learn about Crazy Guys evil plan, but as I go to help Steve and Bucky, he has one more card up his sleeve, and shows Bucky... Killing my parents (some gasps can also be heard) Ridden by vengeance, I attempt to kill Bucky, but they nearly best me. Then my life went on as normal, training Peter, until these unlucky days when the Earth was disturbed, kidnapping Strange, me and Peter going to space. And the rest is history.

Thor
Quite a lot has happened.

Stark
Yep.(all the sudden a golden streak flys past the ship) What was that?

Thor
A meteor? No its too fast to be a meteor.

Valkyrie
Maybe its an alien.

Korg
It looks human?

Stark
A human? I think its heading towards earth! Follow that person!

Author
Its a me! Another part, so quickly?! Amazing! Yeah this is probably the longest and most boring part that I've written. But that's mostly because I felt like showing this scene! So yeah! Bye!