Ayy this chapter is between Bruce and Tony and the next chapter is between Thor and Tony (you'll find out why)
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Et Tu, Bruce?:
Stork, I need help.
Stork:
It's three am what do you want
Wait
What's with the period? Why so intense
Et tu, Bruce?:
I need all the information you have on Thor Odinson.
Stork:
Can this wait?
I'm kinda busy
Et tu, Bruce:
Yeah, yeah. Tell Strange I said hey.
Stork:
Will do.
Et tu, Bruce?:
So...?
Stork:
What?
Et tu, Bruce?:
Thor???
Stork:
Later. I'll tell you in the morning.
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Stork:
Hey, I've got info.
Et tu, Bruce?:
Great, tell me!
Stork:
Calm ur tits.
Et tu, Bruce?:
Yeah, yeah.
Tell me.
Stork:
Okay so his name (obviously) is Thor Odinson. His parents are Frigga and Odin. His siblings are Hela and Loki and he's bi I'm pretty sure (you didn't ask but I know for a fact you wanted to know).
Et tu, Bruce?:
Is that all you know?
Stork:
He like long walks on the beach and pie.
Et tu, Bruce?:
Okay great thanks.
Stork:
That was a joke, Bruce.
Et tu, Bruce?:
Oh... okay. Well... what do you know?
Stork:
Bruce.
Et tu, Bruce?:
What?
Stork:
If you like him that much, ask him yourself.
Et tu, Bruce?:
Ugh, fine.
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This isn't that good but like enjoy ig lmao.
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