couple of centuries.

16

"I dont get it!"

"Me neither."

"I was like 'This is easy after all'"

"same."

Me and Jon are playing chess at one restaurant. I felt his head boil up. "Ya know what? I give up!" He said in his 'King George III' accent. He crosses his arms and turns his head.

I heard him internally screaming on the inside. I tried myself not to laugh.

Wait.

Wait

W a i t .

I grab out my phone and texted Thomas

Thomas! How it is on my house? Is it okay..? We'll be there in a few minutes, just buying everyone some cellphones and videogames! : Y/N

Thomas:Uhm, Aaron and Alex are arguing on whos better. John is uh watching a turtle documentary. Lafayette and Hercules are running around the house, breaking things, Bc they are playing tag, thats what its called? Madison is... Well... Sleeping. King is screaming in the background 'Bow down to me, ya peasants.' Samuel is at the door. Pip is well... Lets give him some privacy. and well me..... I blew up the kitchen. Everything in the kitchen, including the walls and the floor, is covered is cheese. Whoops. Oh, Let me record what the absolute hell is going on.

Thomas Sent a voice note.

I tilted my head and tapped the voice note. It sounded just like this.

"BOW DOWN!"

"I AM BETTER THAN YOU."

"NO, I AM. YOURE JUST A BALD GUY WHO 'SHOT' ME IN THE RIBS."

"A-A-RON" I heard Lafayette and Hercules yell that word, Then heard something crash.

"EVERYONE, I AM RECORDING THIS AND SHOW THIS TO Y/N. JOHN, I THOUGHT YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE TO THIS. Y/N TRUSTED YOU TO BE THE AMAZING LEADER. Y/N IS COMING ANY MINUTE, GO. CLEAN THIS SHIT UP" I hear Thomas yell and thats where the voice note ended.

I can see Jon looking at me like he was about to die, laughing. I rolled my eyes and grabbed his arm, pulling him unto one Phone shop.

We bought 9 more phones, and some videogames including the following
- Left 4 dead 2
- Far Cry 3
- Minecraft ( im not sorry~~~ )
- Undertale
- WWE
- Splatoon and Splatoon 2.
- Nintendo
- WII U

You may now consider that I am half broke. I arrived at my house to see everyone, minus James and Philip, on the couch, watching the Turtle Documentary. I see the house fully cleaned.

I set the things down carefully on the table and tip- toed to them, grabbing my phone and putting some Despacito Ear rape video on the TV. I set it up and played the play button. The whole house rang into the Despacito Ear Rape and I laughed myself, looking at the others who covered their ears.

"HOLY FUCK."

"THIS IS—"

"IMMA CLEANSE MYSELF. BRB" Alexander said as he rushed hisself to the bathroom.

I put out the video and stared at them.

"That is what you get for destroying my house earlier."