ok so ur not actually dead because keef still has to write this.
uhhhh u came...
back to life. what are you, fucking gay? did you really think-
OH YEAH, YOU CAME BACK TO LIFE
OK SO
"omg jesus is thaf you?1!1" pitbull questioned.
"yeah, give me succ or ur going to fucking hell." you demanded, as you whipped ur pee pee out.
if ur a girl... um you now have a pee pee... yay!!!
yikes... um im sorry?
pitbull touchd ur willy and white stuff came out 😳😳😳
"yis dadsy, touch me like my un-"
you were cut off by pitbull body slamming you onto the floor, sending you to the depths of hell.
"suck my cock, you fucking gay." he hissed as he proceeded to shop for his groceries.
are you dead? 🤔🤔 probs not
