PROFANITY WARNING!!!
IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PROFANITY MEANS, IT MEANS CURSE WORDS/BAD LANGUAGE!!!
Okay, so I was watching Jaws (directed and released by Steven Spielberg in 1975) while eating Pocky Sticks earlier today, when the funniest thought came into my head! It was at the scene where Hooper was in the shark cage and he had the lethal injection stick-thing in the water with him, and then the shark came up behind him (from out of seemingly nowhere) and rammed the cage full-force, breaking it open partially; when I thought of this and texted it to my friends:
A scene from Jaws, retold by a teenage potato:
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Shark Expert: Put me in the cage, I'll stick 'em with a poison needle!
Chief Brody: THAT'S A BAD IDEA!
Shark Expert: YOU GOT ANY BETTER SUGGESTIONS?
Redneck Pirate: *Just watches them and hopes the boat doesn't sink*
FIVE MINUTES LATER...
Shark Expert: Where are you?
Great White Fishstick: *Swims around Shark Expert* Over here! Nope- Wait- Now I'm over here! Over here! *Disappears for a minute*
Shark Expert: Fuck, where'd he go?
Great White Fishstick: *Charges at Shark Expert from seemingly nowhere behind the shark cage* SURPRISE BITCH, OM NOM NOM-
Shark Expert: [INSERT PTERODACTYL SCREECH]
Chief Brody & Redneck Pirate: *Casually watches the drama unfold from the safety of the Wooden Meat Shield- I mean, the boat*
So yeah, I have a weird sense of humor when it comes to combining movies and sugary consumables. Did anyone find this funny? I hope so, otherwise only I understand my own sense of humor! And that would be- what's the term for it? Oh yeah, LONELY IN A WEIRD WAY!
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