The Boy Next Door

Don't Mess With Jess

"Thanks for having us Paige," I said.

"Youre welcome anytime, loser!"

"YO GREG!" I shouted. As per usual, he was in the kitchen, stuffing food down his face.

"HI!" He shouted back.

"I can hear you guys at night!" I said with a cheeky wink. With that I walked out the door, leaving both Paige and Greg blushing.

Just then I saw Jess come out from my spot behind the door. She was holding something behind her back. "bye Paige! Thanks for everything!" Just then, she took out what she was holding behind her back. It was two condoms. "USE PROTECTION!" Jess screamed in an Indian accent. She threw one at a Paige and one at Greg. She then ran out as fast as she could, screaming YOLO at the top of her lungs. By then, I was laughing so hard I could barely stand up.

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Finally! We were in a cab driving back to my house. Jess was spending a month at my house. I chucked a note I had made at Harry's window. Lucky for me, it went in. Harry picked up the note.

He read and grinned really big. I gave him the thumbs up, and he ran down as fast as he could. I smiled. As I was getting out of car, he sprinted over and grabbed me in a huge hug. I laughed and threw my head back. He picked me up and spun me around. We were both laughing. I introduced Harry and Jess.

"Harry, this is my phsychotic bunny Jess. Jess, this is my idiotic loser."

"Nice to meet ya, loser." Jess said, sticking her hand out to shake.

"Same to you, psycho bunny." Harry replied, shaking it.

Jess whispered something in his ear and he gulped, a look of horror on his face.

"Wh-what ever happened t-to Micheal?" He asked, stuttering.

"Jess! You didn't!" I turned to Harry. "Micheal is my ex. We broke up cos he cheated on me. Jess found out, and he was in the hospital for a month. James is also my ex. He is now paralyzed, because he also cheated on me. Long story short, don't mess with Jess."

He nodded, still scared looking. I hugged him, while whispering in his ear,"Don't worry. She won't hurt you. Just don't cheat on me. I know we aren't together, just if we ever are, which is quiet likely, don't cheat on me."

"You think it's likely?" He asked me.

I smiled. "Of course."

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Jess bonded with all the boys, and they all recognized her from when she came and screamed at them. If they weren't scared of her then, they were now. Harry just happened to flinch when she layed a hand on his shoulder, and Louis asked why.

"I don't wanna end up in the hospital. SHES A BLOODY KILLER, BOOBEAR! SAVE ME!"

Louis gave us a questioning look. Jess laughed. "Should I not have told him that? It will make things really awkward. Boo, I can't do it! You tell them!"

"Ok, first of, Jess is the only one who can call me Boo. Second, here's what happened. Ok, so my ex cheated on me. I told Jess and she put him in the hospital for a month. Another ex also cheated on me. He is now, er, paralyzed."

"DONT MESS WITH JESS!" Harry screamed at the top of his lungs.

"Who's up for Truth or Dare?" Niall asked.

We all agreed. I guess we're playing Truth or Dare!

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"Louis, truth or dare?"

"Dare."

"I dare you to chug ketchup." Louis gave Niall a dirty look.

"EWWW!" We all shouted as we watched.

"Zayn, truth or dare?"

"Dare."

"I dare you to give me your mirror." When he gave it to me, I took out a sharpie and drew all over it. He groaned. Well poo. He was going to get revenge.

"Bella. Truth or dare?" He asked with an evil glint in his eyes.

Everyone had chosen dare. I would too. "Dare."

"I dare you to snog all of us in a seperate room for atleast a minute. Then you need to tell us who's the best kisser." I hate him, I hate him, I hate him.

I glared at him for a minute. "Which room."

he pointed. I pouted and walked away. They couldn't see anything from where they are. Ugh.

Niall came in, looking kinda nervous. I hopped off the arm of the couch.

"Let's do this." I wasn't complaining. They were all super hot.

Niall walked in and grabbed my face and leaned in. He slid his tongue over my bottom lip, asking for entrance which I easily granted. I let him take control. I had to admit, he was a good kisser. When we had been kissing for a minute I pulled away. He gave me a small smile and walked out. Not bad.

Louis walked in next. No, he didn't walk in. He strutted in. Without a word, he moved over to me and grabbed my waist with one hand and my jaw with the other. I knew he didn't like me, so I took a chance and put one hand behind his head and the other around his face. He pulled me closer and we were still snogging (haha, british people. Funny words) before I realized it had been over a minute. I stepped away, and he smirked before walking out. I shook my head in amazement. Were they all this good?!

Liam walked in then, looking worried. He obviously thought that I hated this. Oh well. I stepped closer and put my hands through his hair. Tugging his face closer, I moved my face closer to his and he leaned in. He was really tense, but I felt him loosen up. He slid his tongue over my lip and I opened my mouth. We snoggged (hehe) for a minute before I stepped away. He smiled at me and walked away.

Next was Zayn. He walked in, smirking. I threw a pillow at him, but he just ignored it. He put a hand behind my back, pulling me towards him. I cupped his jaw with both hands and he did the same with one hand. We made out for a minute before pulling away. He was a fantastic kisser. As he walked away, I turned and looked out the window to see my house. I could see my room and everything in it.

I heard footsteps, but before I could turn I realized it was Harry. He put both hands on my waist and leaned in, whispering in a sexy voice, "Hey, beautiful." BAM! Sparks. Before I could react, he leaned up over my head and kissed me. I turned around, entangling my fingers in his curls. He bit my bottom lip gently, asking for entrance, which I easily granted. He pushed me up against the wall nearest the window. Damn. I was still up against the wall, and we were making out. His hands traveled up to my face. He was seriously, like, the best kisser ever. As we pulled away, I took a slight risk. I I bit his bottom lip gently and pulled it out as we leaned away.

I heard a snapping camera and looked back to my room. Stupid Zayn. They had seen everything. My eyes went wide.

"Um, Harry?"

"Yeah?"

"Be careful with what you say around Jess..."