Ask/Dare The Villain House!

Intros and rules

Me: Why hello there unexpected visitor. Welcome to the house of Villains. *laughs manically*

*crashing is heard from behind*

Me: *looks behind* *yells* Cipher! Lucitor! If you two are fighting again I swear to god your going to have dishes duty all week!
*looks back* Oh where are my manners! Hi I'm ApolloSpawn or what ever you wish to call me.(Dont share your names on the internet kids! 👍) *yells behind* Everyone! Line up! Its time for introductions!

*Everyone Lines up*

Me: Bill no one wants to see you as a triangle.

Bill: *poofs into human form* Better?

Me: Yes. So this is Bill Cipher. He is here because He tried to destroy the world.

Bill: Hello kids! If you wish to make deals come talk with me.

Me: *moves to next person* This is Aquamarine. She is here because she kidnapped helpless humans and tried to take them off planet.

Aquamarine: Nice to meet you all.

Me: *moves to next person* This is Marshall Lee he is here because he is the son of the vampire queen.

Marshall: Hey. *quieter* Im not as bad as everyone here.

Me: *moves to next person* This is The Beast. He turned lost souls into trees.

Beast: Pleasure to make your acquaintance.

Me: *moves to next person* This is Tord Larsson. He is here because he tried to take over the world.

Tord: Hello there. Its nice to be here.

Me: *moves to last person* and last but certainly not least-

*glares from everyone else*

Me: -this is Tom Lucitor. He is here because he is the prince of the underworld.

Tom: *winks* Sup.

Me: Everyone these are the readers. Their here to ask us questions and give us dares!

Aquamarine: Wait why are we doing this again?

Me: Because its the internet. People enjoy this stuff. You guys can go for now. Im going to explain the rules.

*everyone but Tom and Bill leaves*

Me: Why are you two still here.

Bills: Were helping with the rules!

Tom: Plus we have literally nothing better to do.

Me: Okay then *pulled out random list* "Rule one: No smut or anything of that sort."

Bill: Because Thats just nasty. *puts arm on top of my head*

Me: *>:|* "Rule two: You may do any kissing or hugging"

Tom: None of us are in a relationship though so that would be a bit weird.

Me: "Rule three: Please be kind towards the characters"

Bill: We need appreciation

Me: "Rule four: You may ask the heroes of any of the dimension that the villains are from."

Tom: Yeah invite them in the asks or dares!

Bill: Oh this should be fun...

Me: "Rule five: Please no violence. Im not the best at writing it"

Tom: Yeah she has really crappy fighting skills.

Me: *doesn't look away from list* Thats because you beat anyone who was trying to fight me.

Bill: Aw.

Me: "Rule six: (not inforced) if you would like to please spread the word!"

Tom: Dont want this to be a boring Ask/Dare.

Me: "Rule seven: please have fun!"

Bill: Yes please have fun!

Me: Well thank you guys for clicking on this. Please send in any asks or dares soon! Oh and by the way these "Villains" are not what they seem.

Bill: REALITY IS AN ILLUSION,
THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM,
BUY GOLD,
BYEEEEEEEEEEEE