Jeff's POV
Jane screamed as her foot fell through the ceiling.
"God almighty what is wrong with this house?!" She yelled. "I can't even go into the fucking attic without falling through the motherfucking floor!!" BEN was on the couch. My little pony was on, and it was time for dinner.
"Jack! Where the hell is dinner!?" Hoodie yelled.
"Uh, it's here, it's here, I got it."
"It's on fire inst it?"
"HOW ABOUT YOU COME DOWN AND MAKE FUCKIN DINNER THEN HUH?"
"I'm just hungry Jesus." The fire alarm went off.
"DAMMIT!"
"Hellooo! Foot still sticking through the fucking ceiling!" Jane screeched. "Jeff, BEN, I know you're on the couch!" BEN snickered. I put a finger to my lips. I grabbed her leg, and pulled her through the ceiling. She screamed as she hit the ground.
"Awwww. Is Janey-waney hurt?" BEN lost it and rolled over on the couch laughing.
"I swear Jeff I'll be the death of- AHHHH!!!!!! THERES A ROACH ON MY ARM!!!!!!" She started screaming again and shaking her arm madly. I backed up.
"Dinner is ready you ungrateful bit- what happened to Jane and the ceiling." Hoodie, Masky, and Toby trampled down the stairs, trampling Jane in the process. They were followed by clockwork, Sally, and smile. And Grinny the little satan cat slunk downstairs.
"Why isn't slendy making dinner?" Sally whined through a mouthful of burnt pizza. "He makes it good!"
"Shut up." Jack mumbled through the same burnt pizza. He glared at me. Jane held her arm. She said broken. I said drama queen. She said broken nose. Well, she didn't SAY anything. She just made it happen.
•That evening•
BEN and I took up half the couch. Jack was in the room with us. He sat in the armchair with Jane. Her arm was in cast. She glared at me. Jack had fallen asleep 10 minutes ago. He was curled up next to Jane, snoring quietly.
BENs POV
Jeff glared at Jane. He broke her arm ripping her through the celling. She broke his nose for calling her a drama queen. Although I'll admit it was hysterical. Just saying. Jeff and Jane hate each other. A lot. If you didn't notice.
•night•
It was late. Time for bed. Jeff has the biggest bed aside from slendy, so I got in bed with him. He hugged me and fell asleep. Nothing sexual. Just sweet.
