Creepypasta Child Oneshots

Jeff The Killer x Reader x Ticci Toby

Age:
Jeff: 7
Reader: 7
Toby: 8

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"Why do I gotta be the mom?"  Toby whines, stomping his feet on the hardwood floor. We were playing family when Jeff told Toby to be the mother as he'll be the father, leaving me to be their baby.

"Because you're not a man like me yet!" Jeff smirks, stabbing his thumb as his chest with pride. Thankfully Jeff didn't have his knife on him and changed into a cleaner hoodie. 

"I'm older than you though!" Toby barks, clenching his fist as he glared at the smiling male. Thinking back to it, I don't think Toby has ever been the father yet, only the mother...

"Okay, guys! We get it!" I snickered at their little argument, getting a slight headache from their voice booming around the room. 

"Can we just play the game?" I questioned, noticing Jeff nod his head as Toby grabs the broom, mumbling under his breath. Pretending to sweep the floor, Toby continues to play along until Jeff kicks down the kitchen door. I watched as the door swung and smacked Toby in the back of the head, causing him to stumble forward a little. 

"Honey! I'm home!" Jeff yells, causing Toby to sigh as he rubbed the back of his head, even though he didn't feel the pain. 

"Yay, you're home! You're annoying! Why can't you go back to work?" Toby states with no emotions in his voice, waving his hands around like he's excited. Trying to hold in my laughter, I leaned against the counter, munching on my chips. 

"But, honey! I'm your husband!?" Dramatically throwing his hands in front of him, Jeff began to pout at the proxy. Toby rolls his eyes at Jeff's acting before putting the broom away. 

"So? I don't know why I even agreed to marry you." The proxy states, digging around in the cupboards before grabbing a plate. Placing some carrots and some apple slices, Toby placed the plate in front of me. 

Smiling and clapping my hands like a child, I started to eat, listening to my 'parents' continue to argue. Taking a bite out of my carrot, I glanced up to see Jeff gasping as his hand was on his chest. 

"How dare you!" Snorting, I began to laugh until the carrot slid down my throat, causing me to choke. "THE BABY!" Leaning back in my seat, I punched my chest while still laughing. Tears formed in the corner of my eyes from all the laughing and the pain in my throat. Toby rushes over to me, patting my back until I felt the carrot dislodged.

"Thank you." I coughed, sucking in some air. Slowly breathing, I calmed myself down, trying not to laugh again. 

"Look what you did! You're grounded!" Toby screams, pointing behind Jeff to the stairs. Jeff stares at the proxy in confusion before glancing behind him. 

"I'm the husband! You can't ground me?!" Jeff hissed, crossing his arms. Watching as Toby leaned forward like a sassy old lady, he glared at the killer. 

"Well, I'm the wife, and I have that power. Grounded! Go to your room!" Stomping his foot, Jeff turns on his heels and heads to his room. "Are you okay, (Y/n)?" Wiping away the tears, I nodded. 

"Yea... it was just too funny not to laugh at." I chuckled, clearing my throat as it still felt sore. Toby chuckles before giving me a hug. 

"The baby gets a hug? But not me?" Turning to the voice, I made eye contact with Jeff.

"I thought I grounded you!?"