Emily: *finished making coffee* *poured the coffee into a mug*
Swapfell: *walks in* Emily, have you seen my copy of the "Greatest Movie of All Time"?
Emily: Seventeen again?
Swapfell: Yeah.
Emily: *about to sip her coffee* *looking down at a hole* Pretty sure it fell in the hole.
Swapfell: What hol- *looks down* OH MY TORIEL! What is THAT!?
Emily: A hole.
Swapfell: Yeah I can SEE THAT! What's it doin there!?
Emily: Well I woke this mornin. *sipped her coffee* And there was a hole.
Swapfell: What are you gonna do about it?
Emily: Well I tried putting a rug over it. *ears perked back* Yeeaah. Fell in the hole.
Swapfell: Should we call the police or something?
Emily: Yeah. I called the police yeah.
Swapfell: Where are they?
- Earlier -
Fell: *fell in the hole*
Emily: *spit out her coffee*
- Now -
Emily: In the hole.
Swapfell: ...where is your cousin?
Emily: ...
Swapfell: Emily. WHERE is your cousin!
Emily: She's at work.
Swapfell: Oh. ... Where does she work?
Emily: In the hole.
Swapfell: GOD. How deep even is this thing!? *takes Emily's mug* *drops it into the hole*
Emily: >:0 (My mug!)
Swapfell: :) (Yolo.)
Emily: That was my favorite mug. ... Now it's in the hole.
Swapfell: Emily! Do you even know what this is? For all we know it could be a indimensional wormhole! Or a gate way to HELL or- *noticed Emily was gone*
Emily: *fuck this shit I'm out*
Swapfell: Emily!? *looked down the hole* EMILY!
Emily: *walked back in* Hey. What's up? I got a snack. *took a bite out of the apple*
Swapfell: Emily will you PLEASE take this seriously!?
Hole person: *climbs out* *hole person noises*
Swapfell: *girly screams*
Emily: *pulled out her gun* *started shooting the hole person*
Hole person: *dying noises* *im ded*
Swapfell: What was THAT!?
Emily: Hole person. *used her foot to push it back into the hole*
Swapfell: Where did it come from!?
Emily: (Boi.)
Swapfell: Right. The hole. Yeah. ... WHY are you beikng do calm about this!?
Emily: I'm more worried about the space octopus.
Swapfell: What space octopus?
Star: *having a temper tantrum*
Swapfell: *got hit by a attack* ACK-! *fell on the ground*
Emily: That one. *went to get more coffee*
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