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The forest of colors seemeed to have a mistyfing fog or in this case a jank mist of various types of kush. Why, does grandma have to live here? Lil Red thought. Lil red walked for a while only to hear heavy foot steps and rustlin' weed leaves from behind.
She gripped her barrel gun tight , from the inside her basket and turned around only to see asquirrel, apperently high. Damn squirrels, making me about to shit bricks. She proceeded to walk and heard the same sounds but she just kept walking. The fog seemed to increase making her cough and her eyes watery. This is soo jank I could be $100 richer by now.
"Miss...you with the basket..help me." It was a man. He had a shirt and shorts on and looked like
he hadn't taken a bath in months. He had green skin. Maybe just a marijuana troll. Lil' red might've
been a hustler but she had a heart. She gave him a large "brownie" from her basket and he
gobbled it down like an animal. "Bless your soul young blood." he said proceeding to finish up.
She heard the same sounds as befor aend just had to turn around. "Miss...you with the red hood I
saw you help my ,uh friend there."He had a large hood over his head , long pants, and was
hunched over. just another local crackhead. "May, I ask where your going with that basket?". "My
grandma she's um ill and it's to make her feel better." she said. "May I have one." she gave him a
large brownie. Little did she know that was BI.G wolf checking out his competition. Damn, this
brownie is good...too good, she needs to be eliminated. once and for all. he thought after she was
out of sight. Lil' reds grandmas house happened to be the only house in the whole entire forest.
B.I.G wolf just happened to know a shortcut and determined to be there before 'Red. It was about to go down.
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Lil' Red from da hood
HumorA new spin on the classic story "Little Red Riding Hood~" (: