Pidges little potion

What the hell lance chapter 5

~sorry for the late chapter, I'm working on another fan fiction~
"Lance?"

"Yes?"

"Are you sure this is a good idea?"

"Yes." They we're going to create memes but instead it turned into recreating vines.

"If you say so..." lance decided that it was a good idea to climb onto the highest shelf  and then jump of and scream "im gay!" At the top of his lungs.

"1... 2... 3... here I go!" Lance jumped off the shelf and hit the ground in a perfect squat and very accurately yelled 'I'm gay'.

"That was... actually not bad?"

"Don't be so surprised babe, I've practiced this shit for yeeeaaarrrrrsss."

"Wow, same."

"What!"

"I mean... shit."

"Keithhhhhh!!!!! That's GrEaT! Sing "heathens" and add in... um... I have crippling depression somewhere!!!"

"Um ok? But I can't sing so it won't sound good."

"It's fineee!"

"If you say so."

"Go!"

"They've got trust issues not to mention, they say, I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION!"

"..."

"What?"

"K-Keith, you have to most beautiful voice I've ever heard."

"Um, what the hell lance? I'm not good, AT ALL!"

"Yes you are keith! PIDDGGGEEEE!!!!" Pidges voice came on the intercom.

"Yes?"

"Is Keith's singing good?"

"Hell yes, you beautifully preformed that line of heathens, your singing vocals are highly above average!"

"Wh- really?"

"Yes"

"Um thanks."

"Hey pidge, can we get Keith to sing bullet?"

"You can ask him but he might say no."

"IM RIGHT HERE GUYS!"

"Hey Keith can you sing bullet for us." Pidge asked.

"No."

"Keith, sing bullet for us!" Keith then felt a very strong urge to sing the song even though he truly didn't want to.

"My legs are dangling off the edge..." pidge took note that Keith did what he was told even though he didn't want to.

"The bottom of the bottle is my only friend..." pidge finally got to the fact that he had to do what he was told. Could be interesting for lance.

"I think I'll slit my wrists again and I'm gone, gone, gone, gone..." lance was speechless, his boyfriend had the most beautiful voice in the whole galaxy!

"My legs are dangling off the edge, a stomach full of pills didn't work again, I'll put a bullet through my head and I'm gone, gone, gone, gone." Lance was especially excited for the rapping section to see if Keith could do it.

"Gone to far now I'm gone again, it's gone on to long tell you how it ends, I'm sitting on the edge with my two best friends, ones a bottle of pills and ones a bottle of gin." Pidge was amazed at how well Keith could rap, it was so on point!

"I'm twenty stories up yeah up at the top, I'll polish off my bottle now he's pushing me off, asphalt to me has never looked so soft, I bet my momma found my letter now she's calling the cops,"

'You're so beautiful keith, how come you can't see it?' Lance thought

"I better take this opportunity before I miss it cause now I hear the sirens and there off in the distance, believe me when I tell you that I've been persistent 'cause I'm more scared, more scared then my wrist is' I've been trying to long with to dull of a knife, but tonight I made sure that I sharpened it twice."

"I love you so much my dear, you'll understand soon." Lance thought

"I never bought a suit before in my life, but when you go to meet god you know you want to look nice!"

~lil time skip to next rapping part.~

"We hit the sky, there goes the light, no more sun whys it always night? When you can't sleep then you can't dream, if you can't dream then what's life mean? We feel a little pity but dont emphasize, the old are getting older watch a young man die!"

"His vocals are so above average, why can't he see his talent?" Pidge though.

"A mother and a son and someone you know, smile at each other and realize you don't, you dont know what happened to that kid you raised, or what a happened to the father who swore he'd stay, I didn't know cause you didn't say, now momma feels guilt, yeah, momma feels pain!"

"I have an idea, I'll sing the little girls part for Keith at the end!" Lance thought.

"When you were young and never thought you'd die, found that you could but to scared to try, you looked In the mirror and you said goodbye as you climbed to the roof to see if you could fly!" 

"He sounds so good!" Pidge thought

~ time skip to little girls part~

Keith had been looking down the whole time out of embarrassment, as he went to sing the last part he heard a small but lovely voice, was it... lance? He looked up to see a massive blush on his face as he was looking down now and singing himself, which made Keith blush even more.

"I wish that I could fly... way up in the sky... like a bird so high, oh I might just try, I wish that I could fly, way up in the sky, like a bird so high, oh I might just try, I wish that I could fly.

Keith and lance just stared at each other for a solid 10 ticks

"Keith... you have such a beautiful voice..."

"Lance have you heard yourself? Your amazing!"

"No I'm not, Ive never had a talent for singing! But clearly you do!"

"Lance, don't be frustrating! Your 10x better then me!"

"No I'm not!"

"Yes you are!"

"Pidge!"

"Yes"

"Who's better!"

"You're both equally great, now shut up."

"Fine" keith and lance kinda just looked at each other for a few ticks.

"So keith, what do you want to do?"

"I'm not sure."

"Well we could just cuddle for a bit?"

"Great idea!" Lance did a front roll over over to Keith to be extra af. Lance wrapped his arms around Keith's waist and laid his head on his shoulder.

"This is nice"

"Agreed"

Eventually they both fell asleep even though it was only 2:30pm and they still had to have supper.

~until next chapter my lovely's~