Usa-daddy (usa-chan x reader)

Meeting Usa-chan

You walked down the halls of Ouran Academy looking for the host club. Imma just say your a dood crossdressing as a girl ok? Ok. You were hoping at least one of them would turn you on. So far you hadn't seen anyone you thought was hot except for anime doods *cough* me *cough*. You thought "hey if one of them turns me on maybe I can get rid of my virginity cuz my mommy says virginity makes you a loser.

"WHY DIDNT U HAS SEX WITH ME MOM!?" you yelled in the crowded hallway, "I COULDVE BEEN A KOOL KID!!!" You noticed a few people *cough* everyone *cough* was staring at you. Oh, you thought, it must be because I'm cross dressing. "DONT WORRY ITS OK CUZ IM A DOOD," you yelled. The real person you wanted to fuck was your dad, but sadly he's far away now... It's okay, you thought, tearing up, don't cry. Dad wouldn't want to see you like this. You knew you would never get to fuck your daddy because... he worked at Jimmy John's. Your mom hated Jimmy John's. See where I'm going?

You found the music room and went in. All of a sudden, rose petals flew down from the sky and you saw the hottest being in existence. "Welcome to the host club," Tamaki said, walking up to you, "how may we service you tod-" you punched Tamaki in the face and ran towards the beautiful creature.

"You're so fucking hot," you said to him.

"Me?" Honey-senpai asked.

"NO THE FUCKING RABBIT GIMME GIMME!" you yelled at the short lil' boi.

"B-but I love Usa-chan," Honey-senpai said, on the verge of tears. He squeezed the rabbit tighter, holding it close to him.

"Oh I see," you said, "you two are in a relationship. I guess I have a love rival." You stormed out of the room, trying not to murder the lil' boi with your invisible chainsaw. You would be back for Usa-chan.

"What the fuck?" Haruhi said.

"MY DAUGHTER IS NOT ALOWED TO SWEAR!!!!1!!!1!!!!1!" Tamaki responded. Nobody noticed Honey-senpai's murderous glare. Usa-Chan would always be his...

Yo what up mai bois it's Gayboi96

My last fanfic was deleted cuz it was TOO SMUTTY (and this one was deleted before because Usa-chan's penis was too large) so imma TRY to make an actual story (emphasis on try) sorry the first chapter is so short but I'm lazy af. This won't have a regular update schedule so yea. Idk what else to say so imma spam yaoi until I get 666 words UwU.

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