Fairy Tail Noragami AU

A Pink Haired (Idiotic) Stray God

"LORD MACAO! WHERE ARE YOU? COME ON OUT I GOT SOME CATNIP FOR YOOUUUUUU!" Natsu yelled. It's been how long again? Since he took the job of finding a missing cat, for a young boy named Romeo, he had no luck since that bus incident. It's like the cat didn't want to be found, "Meoooooooow! HISSSSSSSS!" or the cat was just busy agitating phantoms. Great. Plus this night seemed to be a stormy one. Just. Great.
           Natsu ran towards the meowing and hissing, until he was under a street light where Lord Macao was arching his back and hissing at the dark, which was actually just a bunch of tiny eyeballs glaring at him, no big deal.

          "Lord Macao, you just had to be a brave kitty cat and annoy these things! Well in you go!" Natsu said putting Lord Macao into his cat holder he made out if his scarf.
          Natsu took a good look at the phantoms and said aloud to no one in particular, "Hmmm. Well, these phantoms are tiny...but there are lots of them sooo.. BYEEEEE!" Natsu sped away as fast as his legs could carry him, only to turn the wrong corner, and be face to face with a giant phantom like frog.

          "Strauss!" Natsu held his hand out to await the weapon which he would use to defend himself with, but oh no. He forgot. He didn't have his regalia. How did that happen and how did he get into situations like this? Well, it all started with this one job for a high school girl...

          "No one likes you."

"Pfft. Teacher's pet."

"Bet she's just putting on a show to ditch school and get away with things. Not even wearing the right uniform."

"Ugly loser!"

"Think you're so smart?"

"Go Home and STAY HOME!"

The words kept replaying in her head. Over, and over, and over, again, and again. Poor girl. She knew it wasn't her fault that she kept feeling so sad, wanting to stay home, hurting herself. She was being bullied at school for always getting the top grades that no one else was apparently capable of getting. Why couldn't she leave? It was one of the best and most expensive schools and she was on a scholarship, so she stayed, trying to make it through the next few years of torture.

"It's worth it, all in the end," she thought. That didn't mean she would not break down before finally leaving the school and heading off to college.
She started missing school, but she was always able to keep up with her assignments. However, she had to show her face to knock off suspicion, for projects and presentations, and most importantly, exams. Then when it was the  first time she cut, it was the last when her mother caught her. It was her day off for the first time in a while, and since her daughter claimed to have a stomach ache again and wanting to stay home, she decided to surprise her by spending the day in her room watching their favorite movie eating chicken noodle soup. Sadly, instead of laughter and joy coming from the both of them, only tears and hugs were made. Again, that was the last time she cut.
Her mother and father did her best. She had begged them not to tell, since reporting anything would only raise the chances of the students bullying her. So, she lied. Telling them that she stood up to them, and that it was slowly getting better...when truly, it was getting worst.
Right now, she already felt so close to being over the edge. The people around her continuously talked bad about her, The voices in her head that were screaming were not of any help either. She wanted to scream, but no words came out. Instead, she decided to do something kinda stupid. She walked out, since class didn't start, and took out a piece of paper that said,