I WANTED TO GO DRAW MY OCS IN MY SKETCH PAD AND FOUND THIS! Ifkhxlhcoxlclxlcoslcvjkbkbvkchelpmexkgkhcclhc
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When i saw this i was so confused until i remembered and i started banging my head on the table.
It's flipping blueberries sky babysitting the rest of us as children and I flipping blueberries knocked him out ypfpufltslxhhcitdkhcchoudch! . . . . My mom gave me a cookie....*munch* because she said i finally woke up from my hibernation *munch* i don't care. *munch* if she insulted me cause i got a cookie out of it *munch* . . . . Officer (Tyler): "You're drunk."
Me: "No I'm not!"
Officer (Tyler): "Then I'm going to need you to walk in a straight line. And don't go 'bend and straight and bend and straight again' cause your not straight yourself."
Me: "Shit. How'd you know?"
Officer (Tyler): "Cause i took your phone and started to look through your Wattpad library."
Me: "YOU DID WH-"
Officer (Tyler): "SHUT UP AND WALK THE DAMN STRAIGHT LINE!"
Me: *takes one step forward and falls backwards*
Officer (Tyler): "....."
Officer (Tyler): "Imma go....and leave you here *walks away*" . . . . . . I don't even know what I'm doing any more............................*munch* . . . My mom: "I brought soda!"
Me: "Thank you!!! I love you!"
My mom: *leaves*
Me: "ahhh~ sweet relief no more extreme sleepy me! *pours soda in a cup*
Me: *gets soda in my eye*
Me: "Ah! How the flipping blueberries can this even happen!!! *rolls on the ground* ahhhh!!! It burns!!!"
Me: *gets up and drinks my soda*
My mom: "*comes out of nowhere* why were screaming!? It's in the middle of the night!"
Me: "*looks at my mom with bandages across my eye* you see this mom...."
My mom: "WHAT HAPPENED!? I leave for 10 minutes!!! AND MY BABY GOT BANDAGES AROUND HER EYE!!!"
Me: "I lost my eye in the war...the soda war. Got some soda in my eye. Barley made it out alive. If it weren't for Billy. Chances are i wouldn't be here today."
My mom: "First, how did you get soda in your eye!? And second, WHO THE HELL IS BILLY!?"
Me: "*points at our money tree* that's Billy. That's my friend! Love you Billy!"
Billy (tree): *stays quiet*
My mom: ".......you are adopted. I don't know this child. You need help. Let's go put you in a hospital. *walks away laughing*
Me: ".............Can Billy come with me? *hugs tree*" . . . . That literally happened!
