Bows, Bows, Bows stupid bows, stupid arrow, stupid dark , stupid EnderDragon!, stupid daylight ARGH!
Everything in this world is stupid even notch is stupid! I'd rather be a human than a stupid skeleton!
Well I was a human but sometimes the bones of human crawl out when they die.
Now isn't that just stupid!
Ok I know what you must be thinking. Is that skeletons vocabulary only stupid?!
The answer is NO! Stupid! Every skeleton gets a word that they must say often of they will get killed by the EnderDragon stupid right!! Stupid EnderDragon!
My life is horrible!!! I mean all I do is shot humans and there wolves and almost die in the sunlight!
Ok what NOW STUPID!
"Hey skeleton get out of our crib" Said the zombies who started to surround me
Sheesh those zombies think there so special their not the only one who came from humans and can die in the sunlight! I should kill them but unfortunately that's not in the code. So then the Notch will send the EnderDragon after me...CURSE YOU STUPID NOTCH!!!!
"Ok clam down dudes Ill leave tonight!"
You BETTEER!!"said one zombie!
"YEAH THIS IS OUR HOUSE!" Another one growled
When they started to walk away from me I started calling them curse words. Haha Stupid zombies have bad hearing! haha!
Hmmmmm I wonder what it would be like to be a purple skeleton?...... Ehhhh I should not try that since once my Best Friend tried to die himself pink. But the EnderDragon did not like that so he sent some Enderman to kill him! Okay now you made me cry! Stupid! Wait wait wait a minute I can't cry.....Hmmm I'll just mentally cry.
I started to talk with my wolf. I know stupid why the heck is a wolf friends with a skeleton? Well I killed the human that was trying to kill it. So now it protects me! Awesome right!
Hmmmmm I wonder if that human respwaned or not? Ya know we skeletons have no opinion of humans. It's just that if you come near us we will go to alert mode since we have know way of knowing if they want to kill us.
Ehh who cares.. I dont! You know I think my attitude is the reason I got kicked out of my clan. Or maybe cause I brung wolfy back with me.... Who know I probably just forget why.
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