Here I am once again scouting outside of the Ender Portal waiting for a human to show up so I can kill them.
I mean what the heck we are in a freakin stronghold for goodness sake! The only way humans can find us is with the Eyes of Ender. Poor Enderman being killed for they're eyes just to find the portal and maybe some stuff.Grrrrrr what the heck I can only oink and growl not grrrrrr?!Anyway I just Hate those humans!
Ha Human the word itself disgusts me.
I used to be a tiny pink cute pig.
Life was Great! Lol! It was horrible!
Being ridden on with a heavy saddle I mean seriously those things are for horse! And then being killed just for pork chop... THE NERVE!
Ugh I might be half pig half zombie but I am seriously craving a carrot.
Thank Notch for inventing carrots but as I say Im guarding the portal waiting for a human to show up....with a carrot.
I just wish these humans would stop being the selfish greedy beings they are and just leave the mobs and portals alone.
Sure some mobs want to live in peace with humans but their the stupid ones.
I really want a carrot...Ooo maybe notch will invent chocolate covered carrots! That would hit the spot...
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A Minecraft Mobs Point of View
AdventureHave you ever wonder what a Minecraft Mob could be thinking? Good or Bad they might just not want to harm you..... Do you want to know a mobs intentions with you? Some have turned they way they are because of you? So the next time you see a mob in...
