Heya. You've been busy huh? So I got a question for-
BLEEP Take Two
Heya. It's me. Ironicjpg. And I'm so famous. Don't believe me? Ask my 2 followers.
But really.
I'm not new to Wattpad. I've been here before, as SufferingFromYou. I have a book with 800+ reads. I lost my password about a year ago, so that's fine and dandy. Yeah, that sucked, so I took a break for a while, but when I heard about Wattpad again, I said "fuck it" and made this account.
So that's the background.
So, who am I?
STOP THE RANDOM REFERENCES. No.
So, who am I? Well, I'm actually a girl. My real name? Let's save that for later. My age? We'll save that too. I'm from
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So before we get any further, Imma go over some stereotypes/assumptions about Canadians.
Yes. I like maple syrup.
No. I hate hockey.
No, I do not own a moose/beaver.
Yes, I apologize too much.
No, I'm not the nicest person ever.
No. I don't say "eh" after every sentence. (But my grandma does.)
Yes. From what I've heard, we have stronger beer.
We do have Smarties and Kinder Eggs. And, no, they're not all they're chalked up to be.
Yeah. It gets cold here.
No, we don't hate America.
I think that clears up that.
As many as there are, I love Canadian stereotypes.
