Ironic's Scroll Of Wisdom

Part Two: Dog

WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

OK, fine.

Well. Another thing to know about me is that I have a dog. She's a  5 1/2 year old miniature dapple dachshund, and she's aDORABLE ASF.

That doesn't mean she's smart.

One time, she tried to hop on the deck and flopped on her back. The stairs were LITERALLY right beside her.

Her name is Sparkles. I named her that because when she was a baby, her nose wasn't all black like it is now. It was pink with black little dots. So, I named her Sparkles. I thought her nose would be like that forever. But God was like "haha no" and made me look stupid.

Thanks, God.

Jk u the man

Dachshunds are one of the most underrated dog breeds on the planet.

My friend says they're creepy. So to you, Evelyn, I say: 🖕🏻

Yes. That's it for this chapter, I guess.

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No. Don't. I'm not Jake Paul.