Bnha crack/incorrect quotes

What goes on in the dorm rooms [1]

Denki: yoyoyo
Kiri: brobrobro
Denki: I got 99 problems and a villain ain't one-
Denki: can't say the same for Bakugo though..poor fella
Kiri: yeah...fourth time this week they've tried to take him
Denki: they should take me instead, that black haired guy with the scars is so fucking ripped man, like bro I'm not gay but god damn
Kiri: wtf denki
Shoto: dude that's my brother- I—...