Dan sat on his favorite spot on the couch, as usual scrolling through tumblr. He was tired. Confused. And ultimately horny. He didn't want to bother Phil with his...problems because he knows how angry he gets if he becomes an annoying little bitch. He then decided to continue on like this for hours until he saw something peculiar. He saw one. Big. Spicy. Saucy. Sexy. Trampoline. He wanted to jump on it while he screams Toxic because it's sexy. He couldn't resist the urge anymore. He needed to jump onto something. And he knew exactly what it was.
He went down the hallway and stepped into Phil's room. Whenever he went into his room, he could always rely on the presence of the Dil head to welcome him. However, that's only because he fucked it one time but that's a different story.
"Um. Phil?" Dan asked as he shifting from one foot to another.
"What do you want hoe?" Phil asked with annoyance in his tone.
"Can we try something new? Please?"
Phil abruptly stood up and turned to Dan with lust in his eyes. He was ready to pounce on dan like Simba.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Phil said with a moan.
"Y-yes master."
Phil lied flat on the ground and closed his eyes tightly. Dan ripped off his clothing and stroked his member. He was finally ready to fulfill his dreams. He moaning by thinking about it.
"Fuck Dan. Hurry up already please!"
Dan at first hesitated. What if it goes wrong? What if he does it wrong? What if he doesn't like it? So many complications could happen but Dan learned that he shouldn't care because yolo. He then started to bounce on Phil's ass like a goddamn trampoline. He bounced up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Uppppppp anddddd downnnn.
"Ok Dan that's enough I'm about to cum."
Dan got off and he came instantly. This was the best day ever. Who needs bdsm. When you have trampolines.
Fuck my life.
