Hello, We Are BTS!

Jin!

Seokjin: since I am the oldest here, I will start first.

Others: Cool, go ahead.

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*dials random number*

Sj: hello I am ur oldest brother jin :)
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Others: seriously?!

Seokjin: shut up, don't bother me.
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Unknown: I don't have any brothers.

Sj: aw, that's sad. It's okay I can be ur oldest brother :)

Unknown: sorry but who are you? You're really creeping me out. Especially with that smiley.

Sj: I am Jin from BTS. You must have heard abt the group.

Unknown: oh the group that went to BBMAs twice.

Unknown: lmao quit it, you can't be bts

Sj: of course not! Bts is a group! I am just a member of the group- jin!

Unknown: Uhm, yeah sure.

Sj: why you not believe me? :(

Sj: want to hear a joke?

Unknown: no
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Others: *snort*

Seokjin: *pointed glare at them*
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Sj: haha, I am going to tell you anyways!

Sj: why aren't koalas considered bears?

Unknown: uhm, because they are not of the same species?

Sj: wrong! Because they have no koalafication! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Unknown: lol that was kinda funny haha.

Sj: now you go ahead?

Unknown: I am not good with puns.

Sj: well sucks.. lemme say again.

Sj: what is taehyung's favorite vegetable?
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Taehyung: YAH! Why me?!

Namjoon: Oh God...
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Unknown: who's that?

Sj: Kim Taehyung from bts... don't u know? My group member..

Unknown: lol you're still on with that and sorry idk the members of bts

Sj: WHAT WHY NOT

Unknown: I guess I'm more into western artists that's why. If bts hadn't gone to the billboard awards, I don't think I would have even known them.

Sj: you just lost your koalafication to hear a good joke!

Unknown: dude I am not a koala.

Sj: then what are you?? How can you not know bts?? Do you even know what kpop is??

Sj: Also how can you not know like kpop which is from your own country???

Unknown: bruh why are u getting so worked up for? And it's my preference tbh.

Sj: it's nothing sorry

Sj: so the joke ! :)

Unknown: ...

Unknown: that was fast mood improvement...

Unknown: what joke?

Sj: about tae's favorite vegetable.

Unknown: oh right, what is it?

Sj: a poTAEto HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAH

Unknown: Lmfao that was good

Sj: seee??!!! But my dumb humor-less members think they're horrible.
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Others: HEY!!
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Unknown: well everyone has different tastes, I guess

Sj: now since u know two members of bts, will you stan them?? ^-^

Unknown: Highly unlikely but I'll try

Unknown: so are you still going to prank me about being a bts member?

Sj: But I am :((

Unknown: lol another good joke too xD

Unknown: listen dude, I gotta go. I have baseball practice.

Sj: woah, that's nice.

Sj: have fun!

Sj: I usually have dance and vocal practices since I am an idol :)

Unknown: Man, you're a stubborn one

Unknown: fine, I believe you are a bts member

Sj: really? Yess good. Okay so now I think you should go and practice hard

Unknown: thanks, you too.

Sj: bye!

Unknown: bye.
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Jungkook: That was lame.

Seokjin: No, I did well. It was fun talking to someone who had no clue about me

Jungkook: The person probably blocked you by now.

Seokjin: Please! No one can resist my charm!!

Jimin: Right, so um, who's next?

Hoseok: Obviously me! We're going oldest to youngest. And since Yoongi hyung isn't here, I'll go next!
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Meanwhile Yoongi...

Yoongi: *still watching Kumamon* okay this last episode and I'll go home, I promise...

Hmm this really was lame.
But thanks for reading so far hehe
- nora