Hello, We Are BTS!

the boredom

BTS was on a two week holiday, which meant no photoshoots, no practices, no interviews and what not. That should have been enough for BTS to do whatever they liked for the next few days. Be it sleeping, going out or watching tv. Which is exactly what they did.

But on the fifth day, boredom hit them like a Bitch.

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Jungkook: Jimin, bruh, I'm so bored.

Jimin: Call me hyung. I was born in Busan first.

Taehyung: But he came to Seoul first.

Jungkook: *ugly cackle*

Jimin: YAH!

Taehyung: #sorrynotsorry

Namjoon: *frown* did you actually just say that?

Taehyung: Yes.

Namjoon: Oh God, I need a break.

Seokjin: Joonie, we are on break. What are you even saying? *dramatic eye roll*

Namjoon: No, I meant I need a break. From all these.

Hoseok: *confused*... but we are on break?

Namjoon: Never mind! I give up!

Taehyung: *to Jimin* Being a leader must suck. Joon hyung looks like he just lost the last piece of his brain cell.

Namjoon: I heard that.

Taehyung: #sorrynotsorry

Namjoon: I-

Jungkook: I AM SO FUCKING BORED!

Seokjin: Jeon fucking Jungkook, you do NOT swear in front of me.
Jungkook: Learnt it from my parents :) And by that, I mean you.

Namjoon: I swear to God, this actual conversation feels like a text message... or wait! *gasp*  Or is it a text message and we are just an embodiment of what we THINK we are. Like-

Hoseok: Namjoon, please quit with your philosophical talks. I don't need some brain wrecking now. *turns to others* So anyone got any ideas?

Jimin: Let's go bowling?

Hoseok: *lying down on floor like a bikini model with only a blue short and white vest* Nah, I'm too lazy to do that.

Taehyung: Club?

Hoseok: Yeah, and let people like that Seohoee or Seojee girl more prone to spreading shit like seeing us in clubs.. only this time it's true. *eye roll* also didn't I say I am lazy to get dressed?

Taehyung: Oh? I thought you were lazy to go bowling... nevermind, my bad.

Hoseok: *looks at Namjoon and vice versa*

Jungkook: *pouts and slides down onto the couch* I just want  a girlfriend, that's all.

Seokjin: Aww, kookie... you will find so-

Namjoon: *frown* Why a girlfriend and not a boyfriend? Why are you limiting your love life to just girls? Don't you think males also deserve love from the same sex too? Why are you being prejudiced against boys... that's so sexist. Do you really believe you are only attracted to girls?

Jungkook: .....

Seokjin: ....

Hoseok: ....

Jimin: .....

Taehyung: .....

Jungkook: *deep sigh* Now I know why I don't date.

Seokjin: Just quit it Namjoon! Now you just made him sad!

Namjoon: *realizing what he said* I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-

Seokjin: *holds up hand to stop him from speaking* the damage has been done.

Namjoon: I-

Hoseok: Why not just text random people and say we are BTS.

Jimin: Yeah, we can also join fan chats!

Jungkook: Oh boy! This sounds fun!

Namjoon: Yeah, let's do this.

Hoseok: *shocked* Wait, you guys agree?

Taehyung: Yeah, why not? It's not like we're gonna go to jail or something. Besides, Taemin hyung said it's fun to interact with fans without them knowing.

Hosoek: But what if we get caught?? And they get our numbers??

Namjoon: As soon as you suggested the idea, I calculated that there is a 0.6% chance of fans knowing it's us. They'll assume we're stupid people trying to pretend to be BTS and block us. Probably 1 out of 100 will find out it's the real us and then upload the conversation online and what not. But by then we'll be done with the chats. So, yeah let's go for it...

Everyone in the room: ....

Namjoon: what?

Seokjin: You calculated all that within 2 seconds of Hobi's suggestion?

Namjoon: Actually, 1.42 seconds.

Jimin: Um, yeah so let's get on with it.

Hoseok: *hysterical* BUT WHAT WHERE IS YOONGI HYUNG?!

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Meanwhile Yoongi...

Yoongi: *standing outside a electronic store, watching Kumamon on the displayed TVs* Heh, this is fun.

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lol I am just gonna add memes in the "add pic/vid" section

crappy first chap but i will try my best to make it funny

- nora