Mile High Sneezes✈️ l.s

Nueve

"Achoo! Har- achoo!" 

"Bless you...times two." 

"Harold." 

"You know that's not my name, right?" 

"I know, idiot."

Silence.

"I'm bored Harry."

"Well what d'you want to do?" 

"I don't know. Maybe figure out a way to stop sn- achoo!"

"Bless you, need another tissue." 

"Yes...please."

Silence. 

"Thanks Haz. Sorry I can't stop sneezing, fucking annoying." 

"Louis! There is a child sitting behind us, you can't curse so loudly!" 

"Pussy shit bitch whore cunt bloody wanker fuck me up the ass."

"Well at least you whispered. Wait- fuck me up the ass?" 

"Yeah, I'm super super gay."

Silence.

"I-is that okay...?"

"No! I mean, yeah! That's fine... perfect. 

"What?" 

"Nothing."