Sneezes Stories

Im bored...

Hermione Granger has a secret-one that involves Draco Malfoy, a stolen kiss, and a very unusual side effect. When they both start sneezing at the same time, Hermione's carefully guarded secret is at risk of being exposed. As they try to keep their growing feelings-and their synchronized sneezes-under wraps, the line between enemy and something more begins to blur. But how long can they keep their magical illness... and their hearts... a secret?

For my friend Ciel's Darling.

A Spy is on yet another mission, but encounters a strange villain.

A sickfic set during Black Parade Era; Gerard comes down with a bad cold while MCR is on tour and tries to deny it. He doesn't want any shows to get cancelled, and, maybe even more so, he does not want to be babied by the rest of the band. Unfortunately for him, things don't go exactly as he planned... {A/N} Even though this is set during Black Parade Era, Bob is not in this story because, to put it simply, I didn't know how to fit him into the storyline and I didn't think that he'd be super significant to the story. Sorry if that bothers you. ----------- Update May 2021: Re-publishing this for jokes lmao I am self aware that this is very cringe but I was 14 and horny when I wrote this whoops. Perhaps I will finally complete it.

A collection of embarrassing sneezes... You'll feel lucky that for once, you're you and not someone else. :-)

Shadow seems to have a case of the cute sneezes, and it's up to him and Sonic to find out the case with the help of Sapphire.

UWU

snek book is life

Brian has horrible allergies. At school, he begins to bear the burden of having an allergy attack. Lets just say his nostrils and nose are worn out.

NOTE: This story is a sneezefic and contains some messy sneezes, but not a bunch. If you don't like sneezes or sneezes with snot, don't read this! Sonic invites the boys Tails, Knuckles, Shadow and Silver for a guy's night, and Sonic makes them do a very sneezy challenge. Things get very chaotic.

literally just whatever is on my mind.

Harry is on a plane to Spain and the boy next to him keeps sneezing.

Regan knew her day was going down hill when she said "I Don't" while all her friends and family expected to hear "I Do", passed a middle when she found herself attacked and killed outside her favorite pub, and hit rock bottom when she awoke in a coffin still in her wedding dress. This is the tale of Regan Fairchild: accountant, bachellorette, and Vampire. Newly remade as a creature of the night she must learn her place in a society that mirrors our own mortal lives. Hunger consumes her, fear rules her, and love remains a myth. How will she find her place in the darkness? Or will she simply fade away again? New chapters are posted every Monday. Your votes, Dear Reader, will determine the outcome of Regan's story. Check back and vote!

This is a thing of sneezes.