How To Internet (A Dictionary Thing)

(Sorry if the cover's sort of blurry. My bad.) 

Hai, Rulers. I made this for my Mom after getting tired of having to define every other word that came out of my mouth. Seriously, I'll say something like, “Dude, I ship them like Fed Ex!” And she'd look at me with this face like, “Why are you mailing two boys?”

So, yeah. I made this.

Then I talked about it in the Random Book of Random Hashtags, and Pheniox89 thought I should post it, so here it is. I'll add more every time someone doesn't understand something I say.

These aren't in alphabetical order at all, by the way. They're not organized in any way, shape, or form.

Anyways. Hope you like it. EN-JUH-HOY!

How To Internet

Dictionary

Key:

anything in italics – example of the word in a sentence.

v – verb 

n – noun

p – phrase

adv – adverb

adj - adjective  

abbr – abbreviation

idek – I don't even know what to call this thing

ship v. To wish or love that two people are/were in a relationship. I ship those two hardcore. shipn. A relationship, real or fictional, between two people. What's your favorite Supernatural ship?

OTP n. One True Pairing; your all-time favorite ship. Phan is my OTP, but Troyler isn't far behind.

I can't even... p. A statement used to express and overabundance of feels. I literally cannot even, I can't even, I am unable to even, I have lost my ability to even, I am so unable to even...

Plz, I fan! p. Used to beg an attacker to spare you, meaning “Don't hurt me, I am a fan of yours!” This phrase was originally created by Mitch Hughes. Ahh, no! Don't kill me! Please, I fan!

NOTP n. Least-favorite ship. Ew, what? No. Pholly's my NOTP, I've never shipped them in my life.

5ever/fivever adv. Longer than forever/4ever, describing how long something will last. Please, I'll love you 5ever if you do!

ily abbr. I love you. Aw, ily 2!

ilysm abbr. I love you so much. See “ily.”

fandom n. A dangerous group filled with people who are extreme fans of a person/group/movie/book/tv show. 1) The Troyler fandom is a deadly place filled with heartbreaking feels and crazed fans that I am proud to be a part of. 2) RUN! WE DISSED MITCH AND JEROME AND NOW THEIR ENTIRE FANDOM IS AFTER US

That Moment When p. Used to describe any sort of slightly funny/aggravating situation. Never a full sentence. That moment when you realize the phone was in your hand all along...

Can You Not p. Used to jokingly ask someone to stop something without specifying what. *groans* Argh, like, can you not?

What Is My Life!? p. Used when something crazy or unusual happens; rhetorical question. Great. I'm helping my evil alternate-dimension self hunt me down and kill me by baiting myself with myself, all whilst disguised as a talking melon. WHAT IS MY LIFE!?

What Is Air!? p. Used when something amazing happens to you or you are overcome by feels; similar to “I can't even...” A rhetorical question.

lolnope idek. Used when you want one thing and a completely different thing happens. All I wanted was to relax, so I settled down in a comfy chair, but the chair was just like, “Relax? lolnope,” and then it broke while I was sitting on it!

dangirl n. A fangirl who loves Dan but completely ignores Phil; and idiot. A bunch of dangirls swarmed Dan, but they all pushed Phil away.

Budder n. A substitute name for gold in Minecraft, used mainly by Skydoesminecraft, his friends, and the Sky Army. BUUUUDDDDDEEEERRRR!