Crash and burn, baby.

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"Sooooo..." I sit impatiently. "You can go Miss Dove. But you are not going back to your dad." "Wait what? Where will I go? I don't know anyone. Not besides you and your brother." 'Where does paps think I'll stay?' "That is why you are staying with me and my lazy brother, sans. It will be like an extended sleepover. Friends do it all the time. We are friends, right?" "Yes papyrus but I've only known you and G for two weeks. Usually best friends do it." Speak of the devil, G walks in. "Oh, hey bro. You telling her the plan?" "Yes brother. But she says no." 'Yes, I say no! I can't just stay with them. I barely know them.' "Listen Dove. You dad isn't allowed near you. Not until court clears him of charges for abuse. So since you have no known relatives or friends, you are staying with someone trust worthy. Us. I made that promise." "Oh my god. I have never ever heard you talk for that long." He face palms. "Do you understand or not?" 'I mean... Staying with a not bad looking skeleton for a while ain't too bad.' "How old are you?" "19. Pap is 18." 'That young? And doctors? Damn.' "Alright fine. But if either of you do one thing to me without my consent, I'm calling the cops." I narrow my eyes and study their reaction. "I fine with that." So we all walk out the door of the hospital and get in papyrus' red Ferrari. (Yes a Ferrari only has 2 seat but just roll with 4 door 5 seat Ferrari.) "Just know, miss Dove, we will be gone a lot with work and meeting with King asgore." "Alright papyrus." We drive in silence for a while. G decided to click on some music. Play music now. "You like Shawn Mendes?" Why would he be playing the album then? "A bit. Paps is a fan. I just ended up buying him a disc for Christmas." Wow. "Brother, do you like miss Dove?" Oh my god. "Yeah, she's chill." (Oh my god my dog farted and it's like killing me.) "no, do you like like her?" "BRO! No, our relationship is strictly professional!" "Dad tells me otherwise." "Dad needs to mind his own damn business." I quietly snicker. "Is it possible that I could meet your dad? Or not?" G groans. "Yes, but only if he feels like being a dick. He has to posses one of us. And we set a rule that he can't do that unless necessary." Suddenly the car jerks and Im being pushed around. Tires screech. Then a crash. The car lurches and lands on its side. "WHATTHEFUCKJUSTHAPPENED?!?!" I yell. My head hurts. I banged it against a window during the whole ordeal. The music is still playing. "Get out of the car! The engine is smoking!" I unbuckle the seat belt and open the car door on top. "I need help out." Paps being extremely tall, walks around the car and without any strain, he picks me up and sets me down on the ground. "This may be the only time I would be happy for you unreasonable height." He smile but glances sadly at the destroyed car. "Ill go make sure the other human is okay." He then rushes off to the other car. "Hey, you alright? Anything hurt?" "just my head? I hit it on the window."  He makes a humming sound. "You have a small cut. No major damage." Me and G go silent." YOU INSUFFERABLE BASTARD!!! YOU DESTROYED MY CAR!" "Sir, calm down. You are the one who ran a red light, you hit me, and my car has gotten more damage. Please answer my question. Did you get hurt? I am a medical professional." Paps will always be calm during these situations. "Do you think paps got this? That dude sounds really mad." G shrugs and starts dialing a number. "Hey, it's g. Me and paps got in a car wreck. I got a hostile human over here. Nothing much wrong with their car but paps Ferrari is gone."  There's talking on the other line. "Alright. I'll tell the police." "Who was that?" "Asgore. He said he'll replace both cars. But to call the police anyways." He then dials in another number. I decide to walk over to papyrus. "Listen dude, hears a deal, you don't sue, you don't argue, you don't press charges and you DEFINITELY don't take it out on monsters. You're car will be replaced by the King.  But you have to cooperate with my friend here. He'll help heal you." I look up at paps. He glances down and rubs a finger on my cut. All the pain is gone. "See. Gone. NOW COOPERATE WITH THE PROFESSIONAL." I turn and walk back to g. He raises a brow bone at me.

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