honk your horn, toot toot

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Did he kiss me? Wait... are we a thing now? Was that just a drunk spur of the moment kinda thing? Why did frisk play that music? Did he grab his bike? But he's drunk! "DOVE!" I look up at frisk. "Yeah?" "I was calling you for five minutes." "sorry. I was thinking." frisk laughs. "yeah, we could tell." "heh..." I pull myself to my feet. "Miss dove, while you were thinking, I got a call from undyne. While her and doctor alphys are moving, she asked to stay the night. I told her that she could.Tem skipAfter we move the couch we cover the floor in blankets. I start stretching on my blanket. "Hey, undyne." "Yeah, punk?" "how many backward tucks can you do?" "I don't know? Why?" "wanna see whos better?" "Oh, HELL YEAH!" I laugh. She has such ambition. "Frisky hoe!" frisk sprays the root beer he was drinking. "If mom heard you say that, she'd shit a cow!" we all have a good laugh. "Well, I need you to count for me." I get into position. "Ready to count?" "Yup... go!" I start to do my backward tucks over and over until I land wrong. I end up on my ass. "How many? "34" "damn. Not bad punk." "hah. Your turn." I get up from the ground and flop onto the couch. I pull out my phone. I scroll through instabook, and twittersnap. I get bored of that then look through wattage. I stumble across a user named SANS_IZ_BEA. They spelled bae wrong. "Dumbass..." "w-who is?" "AH!" I jump. I look over to see alphys sitting by the couch. "Oh. this person on wattage spelled bae wrong." I had her the phone. "Probably some ten-year-old." "o-oh! I read a b-book of theirs b-before. They actually -s-said that they meant to put it l-like that. It means b-before anyone else. A-although I guess i-it would be B A-a E. also, they aren't ten." "Huh... hey, undyne? What score did ya get?" "twenty-nine. Wanna play truth or dare with me and frisk?" "Yeah, sure." I get up and walk over to them. "Who's going first?" "frisk." frisk laughs "all right, I choose dare," undyne speaks up. "I dare you to run down the street screaming 'im a pretty boy'." we all laugh.Tem skip to when frisk gets back from the dare."Dove y/n l/n. I dare you to scare the crap outta g." "you have no idea what you just got yourself into, frisk." I make my voice go deep. A wide grin spreads across my face. "Once I get my box out... there's no putting it back!" I hear the sound of a wooden spoon drop. "Frisk... what did you do..?" papyrus stands in the doorway to the kitchen. Papyrus looks horrified while everyone else looks confused. " you have no idea how many air horns she has in that box.you'll see them everywhere." I giggle. "Too late!" my voice goes back to normal and I run up the stairs and to my closet. Under a pile of blankets is a box that says 'dove y/n l/n do not touch' i rip it open and grab an airhorn. It was barely used. This was a high pitched. Almost sounded like a scream if you ask me. I sneak down the hall and int g's room. He was on his phone with headphones on. His cheekbones almost look stained with tears. He pinches the bridge of his nose cavity sighs deeply. I sit behind him and wait until he takes off his headphones. "*HOOOOOOOOONK!!!!*" "AAUUUUGH!" g falls out of his chair gripping the chest area of his turtleneck. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" "I THOUGHT PAPYRUS TOOK THOSE FROM YOU!" "he did. But frisk dared me to scare the crap out of you." I smile sweetly at him then run downstairs. "Mission accomplished." but no one listens. Alphys is n her phone, papyrus s coking still and undyne and frisk are talking. "Frisk, we can't tell dove. She needs to find out on her own." "I need to find out what?" "undyne I'm telling her." frisk looks up to me since I'm standing and he's sitting. "G has the hots for you. Like. for over a year. That's why I played that song so quickly. I was waiting for it to happen." "..." "dove?" "..." "are you okay?" "..." I feel heat erupt all across my face. "AWWE! She's blushing!" frisk laughs along with undyne. "What?!? I'm not blushing!" I cover my face. Okay.... About what I said earlier... if he wanted to go out with me then I would do a fangirl squeal. I may or may not be good at hiding huge crushes. I feel a grin of joy grow on my face. Alphys whispers one word really loudly. "Tsundere." you know what... CHANGE OF SUBJECT "I shouldn't have done those tucks." "why?" I take off my sock and show my foot brace, I lift my shirt halfway to show the ace wrap to protect my ribs and I pull up the sleeve of my shirt to show my arm brace. "Woah, what happened to you?! You took a beating." "got in a fight with a monster hater." undyne stands up, wipes a fake tear from her eyes and places her hand on my shoulder. "I'm proud of you, punk. you have officially earned my full trust." I hear a ping come from my phone. I grab it and read the message. It was from g.I'm sorry.''For what?''Kissing you... overreacting... yelling at you.''Frisk told me something about you today...''What did he tell you?' 'You have the hots for me.''...''Is it true?''Does it matter?''Yes. I want to know... you can tell me.''Will you hate me?''Never''I do. I've been crushing on you since you moved in.''Awe X3''Shut up -///-' '"You okay over there?" "what?" I look up from my phone. "You're grinning like an idiot." "oh... hehe, I was talking to g." another ping from my phone. 'Don't stop texting;-;'': T are we a thing now?''Do you want to be?' oml yes!'Duh.''Then I guess we are.' I let out a high pitched squeal. Alphys looks up from her phone. "I ship it." "ship has sailed girl." you can see the stars in her eyes. And she whispers "yaaaaaas." papyrus comes out of the kitchen with a handful of lap trays and in balancing several plates of lasagna on his head and arm. He single handily sets up a tray for everyone and puts a plate on it.'Snas''Why?''Foods done. >:)''Tell paps I'll be down in a minute.''K. whatcha doing?''Laying in bed. U?''About to eat lasagna. Y u laying in bed?''Because I'm not feeling good.''Want me to bring up some meds?''NO''Okay.' i look down at my food and dig in. as usual, it tastes delicious. "Thank you papy."G pov (yesss, finally I know)Well. I'm not really sick right now so I might as well go downstairs. I get up from my bed and make my way to the door. I slowly open it and I'm met with the loud creak of it. "*SQUEEEEEEEEAAAK*" good god, I thought paps fixed that. I make my way downstairs and sit between frisk and undyne. "G... you just cut me off from my bestie... MOVE." "Nah, I'm good." I look to dove. Her face is stuffed and she has a piece of a lasagna noodle sticking out of her mouth. She also has sauce around her mouth. I try to hold back a laugh but my attempts are futile. She slurps up the noodle and pouts. "You hoe." "AAGH!" paps just screamed. I jump up and run to him. Freeloader, our dog, has his hand. I grab him with my magic I bring him towards me. I grab the hand and hold it out for papyrus. "Here ya go, bro." he glares at freeloader as he reattaches his hand." that's the second time this week. We have to put him in the shed tonight, brother."

(holy shittake mushrooms that took forever to write. anyways 1373 words)

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