2day is teh day i cum to cunto n goe to skool. im make frands i promise u beer kegss. r u exited i esked meh pardner tsareena. I chose Tsareena because she is very beautiful and being around pretty things make YOU prettier. it a scientificallty proven fact. COME ON YOU SLOWPOKES my mom yells frum the bottom of the stairs.
"Uh-oh," I glanced at Tsareena before running down the stairs. my mom has frakin awetitsum so its best not to make her angry.
"What were you doing?" My mom asked.
"Just thinking about r move," I smiled, "But now im redy 2 go"
"Good, becuase our plane is leaving in 45 MINUTES LETS FRAKIN GO LASHAUNA LORD ARCEUS
"Ok Mum, Im sorry." I weakly smiled, but my mother turned away. Tsareena peeked at us from behind the suitcase of whih she had taken shelter.
"come on Tsareena," i said as i walked out to the Formula One race car in our driveway. It was labeled "Sponsored by Starbucks!" I sighed. My mother was a race car driver, but she has suffered brain trauma from some particularly hard races.
*flashback*
lets go mum icalled from the blechers she raced in2 2nd place she was about 2 steel 1nd place when he pulled out a rpg and shot her no mom i called as i saw her car blo up butt then she cummed out of the bernin reck without her left sock butt she has troubled brian already so she looses her mined and gos ballistic and hits her head and now she gots brain trauma
*end of flashback*
Me and Tsareena managed to squeeze our thicc trucks into the back of the car. My mother stumbled into the car with a huff.
"Go to school so that you dont end up poor like me, ok LaLa?"
LaLa has been my nickname ever since i was little.
"Ok Mommy" I repllied. I honestly am not going to school to learn, but mom doesn't need to know that. I'm going for the fashion, boys, and socializing. But, again Mom doesn't need to know that. We began speeding through the streets. Going Hundred-Eighty in a residential area never gets old. Just like the orphan Mom hit last week.
We sped up to the Airport, and we sprinted thru it, bypassing all of the security. We reached our plane just in time, and sat down in our seats. Goodbye Alolololololoalolaolaoloalolaololla, well mis u.
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Pokemon Treasure
Fiksi Penggemarhi my name is lashauna and im a pocket monster trainor from teh aloloa regin and i em goin 2 a skool in kunto regin end im finna makes so many pokemon n human frands
