"Becky, I swear to fucking god! If you tried to touch M Y diamond earrings again, I will kiss Lenard!!" Stephanie snaps.
Becky gasps dramatically. "You wouldn't *dare*!!"
Stephanie puts both her hands on her hips. "Oh *yes* I would!"
Becky glares even more dramatically. "First off, those aren't even real diamonds!! They're FAKE!"
Stephanie huffs. "HOW WOULD YOU, EVEN KNOW, BECCCYY??"
A couple of random people in the distance chant 'e x p o s e d d d'.
Becky does the 'bitch, who you think you are?' glare at Stephanie. "There's 'dollar tree' imprinted on the back of those 'diamond' earrings."
Stephanie was beyond anger. "I WILL FUCKING KISS LENARD!!"
Becky GASPS! "NO STEPHANIE NOOOOO!!! HE'S M Y BOI!!"
Stephanie picked up Lenard and smooched him. PASSIONATELY.
Gasps are heard all over the room.
Becky kicks Stephanie in the crotch and takes Lenard. "STEPHANIE, I AM DIVORCING OUR FRIENDSHIP."
Stephanie is left crying as everyone gasps dramatically. Becky walks away with Lenard. Whilst kissing him.
Lenard was a rock.
The end.
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Dumb Rant
AcakOkay so welcome. I'm bored as hell and know no one will read this... but why the heckity heck not? Warning: •this is dumb •contains cuss words •is not a fanfic of any sort
