Honey, I Can Kick Your Ass Anytime, Anywhere!

Honey, I Can Kick Your Ass Anytime, Anywhere! *2*

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Here's chapter 2 of Honey I Can Kick Your Ass Anytime, Anywhere! I know you all have been waiting! So...here you go!

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(Recap)

"Dude...you...just got...beat...by a...shrimp!" Aaron said through his laughter and tried to catch his breath. I ran towards him and flung him into the pool! When he surfaced, I said, "OH YEAH! WHO'S THE SHRIMP NOW?" While we all laughed at Aaron-who is 5'9 and 200lbs (all muscle)-because he was whipped into the pool by a tiny, fragile looking squirt!

Knock, Knock, Knock! Came from the door...

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Everyone composed themselves as I opened the door. In the doorframe stood Mr. Howard Carter! Mr. Carter is a 6'0 man who has golden brown hair, grey eyes and ALWAYS wears a tie. He does need respect because he is, after all, the missionary assigner of...well, the entire world!

"Good afternoon Ms...Tessa Hash" Mr. Carter said as he stared down at his clipboard.

"Hello Mr. Carter." I spoke professionally as if I see him everyday, while screaming on the inside. Mr. Carter still has not looked up from his clipboard so I waved my friends away. They all picked everything up- this is where the training for being silent comes in handy- and they went out the door connected to Lexie's room which Lexie and I made ourselves! "Please, Come in." I say and I move out of the doorway and gesture for him to enter.

As he walks into my room, he looks at me for the first time and I can tell by his face that good news is coming.

I close the door and lead him around the pool to the two chairs. We both take our seats. He crosses his legs and says, "Well, by how you knew my name, I'm guessing you know who I am and what I do." He says, 'Duh! Everyone in the world knows!!!' I think to myself and actually say, "Of course, you are the Missionary Assigner and you are a very busy man, so you must have an important reason for stopping by here in person," I say

"Indeed I do!" Mr. Carter says "You and another student here are assigned to a mission in the Amazon Jungle. We have found out that their has been some illegal clear cutting, bomb making, and a few other things listed in this file." Mr. Carter says and gestures to the thick file in his hands. Next he holds the file out to me and I gladly take it.

I open it up and flip through the pictures and a few words pop out at me, JUNGLE, NO CIVILIZATION, WILDERNESS, PIOSENS, ALONE...

Those words are something I'm looking forward to! Or at least almost all of them!

"Mr. Carter, thank you so much for this opportunity and I will gladly accept this mission!" I say with excitement but still professionally.

"Perfect!" Says Mr. Carter with delight. "Oh, and also you will have a partner on this mission of course!" Says Mr. Carter

"Great!" I say. "Who?" I ask. Mr. Carter looks down at his clipboard and searches for the name.

"Umm, a Mr. Seth Fields." Says Mr. Carter.

Shock takes over my body. So much I can't speak. Mr. Carter rises. He holds his hand out for a hand shake. I shake his hand and he says, "It's been a pleasure speaking with you, Ms. Tessa. Good luck on your mission! My assistant will be here shortly to give you a copy of the file and some gadgets." Mr. Carter says as he steps out into the hallway.

I close the door behind him and jump into the pool. I do a long underwater scream and get out of the pool.

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