It Started On A Cruise

Day Two

Allison Claire and I ended up falling asleep in our beds for a few hours. We woke up to the sound of what sounded like screeching from a young child. However, come to find out, it was Damian. He was ranting and raving about how he "just made a big mistake."
"Girls, it was awful!" He exclaimed.
"Okay, calm down Damian!" Allison screamed slightly.
"Just tell us what happened, Queen." I teased.
"I'm about to spill all of the tea, so here we go. NO TEA SHALL BE LEFT IN THIS CUP. Okay, so I was walking to the elevator to go down to the bottom deck, right? Well, this boi who literally looked like he walked out of one of my fantasies. I swear. He was coming up the hallway, from the same direction I was going. Well, we kind of (may or may not have) ran into each other. I kid you not. Literally, we really did. We RAN into each other. It wasn't on purpose though, but damn he's hot. He got up and blushed a lot. But damn! I don't understand how someone can literally be everything at once. He has hella booty tho. Like oomph. He got some cake, and it was literally mouthwatering. He reached his hand out to touch mine so he could help me get up. AND. HIS. HANDS. WERE. SO. FUCKING. SOFT. It was like. I don't know how to explain it. But imagine that you're touching a cloud, then having a bunch of cotton candy laying on your face. Then possibly getting a blessing from lesbian Jesus. If that makes any sense at all," he had to pause for a minute just so he could catch his breath.
"We understand, Queen," I said before giggling a little.
"Okay, but you should still continue. This is getting hella good," Allie said.
"Okay. So. Here we go. So this cutie. He's literally gorgeous. His name is Lance, but I don't know his middle name. He's a blonde bombshell. His eyes are icy blue. And I just love it. I literally love everything about him. He's literally my queen and I just wanna give him love and cuddles. Like all the time."
I stopped him, because I immediately thought of something. "Wait, you said his name was what again?"
"Um, I'm pretty sure he said his name was Lance... Why?"
"That's the name of the captain of the ship, Damian."
"WHAT?! THERE IS A HOTTIE AS OUR CAPTAIN?! UM YES PLEASE! OML GORL!!!"
Allie and I giggled, however we listened to the rest of the story. We laughed a lot, drank a few bottles of red wine, and then we all fell back asleep. I was in my bed. Allie was in her's. Damian was asleep in the bay window.

A few hours later we were woke up to someone screaming. After a little bit, I could hear what was being said and who was saying it.
"WAKE YOUR DRUNK ASSES UP!" Lulu screamed to the top of her lungs.
"How in the hell did you get in here?!" Allison screamed back at her.
"Yeah, you're not supposed to be here," Damian said as he rolled his eyes.
"Carlie Jade let me have a key to all of the rooms," Lulu said snarkily.
I immediately got up, ran to Carlie Jade and smacked the shit out of her.
"What the fuck was that for?!" She asked me.
"THAT is for stealing my motherfucking girlfriend. You're a shitty cousin!"
I stormed out of the room in tears. Damian and Allison followed me, as we stormed out of the boarding areas.

{Author's note: This is a shorter chapter. Only because my friend has been bugging me about it. And Benny, who I know will read this in the morning when he wakes, I just wanted to say that I loves you so much! You're my favorite Clinton human and I can't wait to see you! Also, updates will be coming out as soon as I can do them. I start school back tomorrow, so it might be a little bit before I update again. Please keep reading! I love you all!}