why?

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by itsrainingagain

by itsrainingagain

"bitch ass son u aint wearing that carpet to school" says your mom

"oh my god mom for the last time its NOT A CARPET. IT IS MY FURSUIT. IT IS ME. I AM THE FURSUIT. UNDERSTAND. jeez."

when will they learn

"y'all aint embarrasin me goin to school like dat. take that rug off."

"MOM I SWEAR T-"

then you had an idea

"ok mom yes u r right i will not wear this fursuit to school i will change yes"

u rAN TO UR ROOM AND STUFFED THAT FURSUIT IN YOUR BAG MM YES

haha that mom aint gona know nuh uh

u were about to leave the house when u heard your mom

"son, i am not stupid. i can clearly see that rainbow shit coming out of yo-"

"goTTA DASH BYE"

u SUPER SONIC ran away brooo savagee

u waited until u turned the corner to put on ur fursuit

just as u put ur bag down on the floor which was dry as it had not been raining for a while this is important information yes

SOME RADICAL GANGSTA CAME ROLLING BY

"LMAOOOOOO WADDUP MY *********** NICE CARPET" he said as he rode part

"arE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. IT. IS. NOT. A. CARPET. IT IS MY WONDERFULLY CRAFTED FURSUIT WHICH I SPENT 2 DAYS MAKING. DO. NOT. EVER. CALL. THIS. A. CARPET. GOT IT?"

the guy didnt hear you as he was already 3 miles away from you since he was so speedy fast and was blasting his dr dre speaker loud af bro u gotta give him some points for his radicalness

what

u put on ur fursuit

yes now u will become a popular kid at last

first day of school gonna be RADICAL

or so u thought....................................................