Texting Jungkook (JungkookxReader)

Police

kook: Babe, you wouldn't guess what I just did.

you: please don't be something stupid. Did you hurt yourself? 

kook: no...I don't do stupid things

you: then what? 

kook: so a cop pulled me over...

you: this already sounds bad 

kook: he said "papers"

you: ok and did u give him your ID? 

kook: I said "scissors. I win!" and drove off. 

you: LMAAAOOO 

kook: I know right I'm so smart! 

you: Jeon Jungkook get your ass home now

kook: oops...babe that was fake

you: mhm 

kook: I swear I read it off the internet 

you: no sex for a month 

kook: WHAT?!?!

you: you want 2? 

kook: I'm on my way home...

you: pick up strawberry milk and eggs on the way. 

kook: ok.....I love you....

you: thx :)