EPISODE 9 "WHY CAN'T THESE PEOPLE STOP BEING IDIOTS"

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When the twelve remaining players return to camp, the nine that voted for Peachy all high five and congratulate each other before they go off to bed. Owen and TDFan express worried glances to each other and then quickly nod off to sleep. Fischer, on the other hand, stays awake. He sits next to the fire and stares into it as it warms him and he contemplates his next move.

Fischer: Ugh. Reina is gone. Great. Now I'm in the minority and powerless. I feel like a sitting duck waiting to be picked off. Now I have to find a way to save myself and my alliance. now that Reina is gone I have to, *cringes*, kiss up to people. Ewwww. I hate when people do that. But this cause for desperate measures.

Fischer is about to fall asleep, but then he sees Ripizzaroni wake up real quick for a drink of water. Fischer decides to start his plan of attack by approaching Ripizzaroni before she goes back to sleep.

Fischer: Why wasn't I informed on the Reina vote?

Ripizzaroni: Because I mean we barely talk.

Fischer: I tried to talk to you but you never responded. I sent that "can we talk" message when we where on Skrull.

Ripizzaroni: Yeah but when I replied you never replied back.

Fischer: Well because I already voted when you sent that.

Ripizzaroni: Well I mean I can't change that. Plus my phone has been acting up lately.

Fischer: But I just feel on the outs because everyone that talked to me said they were voting Galactica. I would've been ok with voting Reina if I knew we had majority

Ripizzaroni: I didn't even know anyone talked to you. Everyone told me to vote reina. If you would've asked me I could've told you

Fischer: I thought you were inactive. A lot of people have been saying they don't want you out because you're inactive.

Ripizzaroni: Who said that?

Fischer: Almost everyone I talked to

Ripizzaroni: And who are those people

Fischer: They told me to not reveal it

After a bit more of talking Ripizzaroni realizes that she is getting nowhere in finding out who said she was inactive and annoyedly walks away from Fischer into the night.

Ripizzaroni: Cookie Monster got me messed up. He talking about someone said that I was inactive and I am clearly asking him to tell me and I won't tell nobody. He talking about how I gotta earn his trust because of the reina vote when he didn't even try to talk to me like it's stupid. I just think he's trying to start stuff just like Reina. It's just aggravating because I am not inactive. I may not do challenges but that doesn't mean I am inactive. It's just stupid ugh. I am too sleepy to be mad about him anyway.

Eventually the tribe is fast asleep. At the dawn of the next day, James approaches Elena to talk to her her about the who to vote out after Fischer.

James: So I hate to bring this up, but when should we turn on Lizard and Pam and take them out. Cause they are big threats.

Elena: Lol I was thinking the same thing! We need to eventually instead of just taking out all the non threats.

James: Exactly

Elena: I mean we do have a bunch of people who are looking for people to vote with. I bet they would easily vote Pam and Lizard. If we do it too early though, then we will get targeted which would be bad.

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