Survivor: Infinity War

EPISODE 13 "This is Comedy Gold"

DISCLAIMER: This episode will be very short because I did not get a lot of confessionals and material on this particular day. Sorry for those who are inconvenienced by it.

The remaining players return to camp and fall asleep. Ryebuck decides he wants to explain the vote to the viewers before he joins the rest of his tribemates.

Ryebuck: so today when I first got on everything was set to vote out Thanos as the threats didn't want the goats to overthrow them, which was pretty much the plan I wanted. So for today I didn't want this at all because Thanos and I have an alliance. Instantly I went and talked to Galactica first (I think) telling them that they wanted Thanos and we should vote out Whoopie instead. For a long time they didn't know what to do because they never wanted to hurt Lizards plan because they had came together for that plan. They then said they were with us and they were playing both sides but didn't expect it o be hard... I know how they feel as I play like that a lot so I tried helping them plan and said their identity would be kept secret if they did help us. i left Galactica to think about it and went to Thanos and told him what he heard was a lie about the original vote and t was him. They acted a bit shocked but I told them I'm trying to get people on a Whoopie and we should do that instead. They easily agreed and was hoping I could get the allies. i had the same kind of talk with 12345 saying we should change the vote to Whoopi to keep in Thanos who trusts both of us. So that was a guaranteed 3 votes already. after this I went to Sonaht and said I'd rather Whoopi gone then Thanos and he said he would as well, just didn't know about numbers. I said numbers were here nearly I'm place and told them the names I had. eventually I went back to Galactica who gave up neither thinking hard and voted Whoopi before. The majority was in place to take out Whoopi 5-4 Lizard king then said he heard the name Whoopi from Pam which surprised me at first. I said I heard it as well but from Sonaht and said that we should maybe do it rather than then Thanos. So after that we had all the votes on Whoopi. just to make sure nothing went wrong I said I had valuable information for Lizard king about Donnie. So if Lizard wins tomorrow I'm throwing Donnie under the bus about being a mole and hopefully they get blindsided because of my plan. This will weaken Sonaht a lot and make them play their stones, as they have 5. I have the idol though and not as big as a threat as lizard because I suck at challenges... we'll just haven't been on.

Parafin is also pleased the vote was unanimous

Parafin: It turns out that Shuri managed to convince Pam and Lizard to get in on voting Whoopi, which is incredibly good luck for me, because I didn't have to betray anyone!

The tribe sleeps soundly and awakes to a peaceful morning. No one is roasting anyone, everyone is doing chores. It's almost too peaceful.

Parafin breaks the tranquility when he states the predicament he's in.

Parafin: Today I'm weighing up the choice of betraying Lizard. I love the guy, he's an awesome ally, but he's also become quiiite the physical threat. I don't know how many more challenges he could win.

James also wants Blue Person out due to his threat status so he approaches Ari to get her on board.

James: What's the plan for today? Thinking if Lizard loses it has to be him. If Lizard wins again then Maybe Thanos? That's if Lizard and Pam don't cross us.

Ari: Oooooooooo yes

Ari then runs up to Kyle and tries to get him on board. Kyle sees this as a great opportunity to put himself in the best position so he agrees.

Ari: KYLE LIKES BRIAR I'm dead this is comedy gold. We gonna blindside lizzzzzzardddddddd

Kyle: The plan is perfect! Bop Lizard so I'm the best shot to win challenges. Win tomorrow, then bop Sonaht. Then 13345. Then I'll be UNSTOPPABLE!!!

The immunity challenge is a classic final 8 challenge....the topic bracket. Kyle beats Blue Person in round 1, TDFan beats James in round 1, Parafin beats Ari in round 1, and Owen beats Ryebuck in round 1. In round 2 TDFan beats Owen and Kyle beats Galactica. In the final round Kyle beats TDFan to score his third immunity win of the season.

When the challenge is over, two things happen. First Blue Person begins to feel like it may be him and he expresses his paranoia.

Blue Person: I do not feel good tonight lol. I had no internet for awhile but I'm set now. It took Shuri a whole day to finally tell me her super important thing, and it's that apparently Donnie is a mole in my alliance and he has a final two deal with sonahT. I honestly don't know what to believe. Donnie is saying Shuri as a vote because she's sonahT's closest allies and he thinks sonah still has gems, and sonahT last said Thanos (but he hasn't been online). Shuri wants SonahT out though, and I want him out also so who am I to complain or question it. But honestly I don't know if Shuri is trying to cause drama or if she's being real or if she's trying to get info out of me I'm not sure. Will I go home? Yeah probably something terrible for my game will probably end up happening.

Ryebuck also wants to cause some paranoia so he goes to Ari and James and makes them think Blue Person has more number than he does so they'll burn idols.

Cut to tribal time.

John S: Shuri, lizard king doesn't have the necklace for the first time in a while. Should he be worried?

Ryebuck: Anyone without the immunity necklace should be worried. The only person who shouldn't be worried is Pam.

John S: On the flip side. Pam, how does it feel to finally have that immunity necklace back?

Kyle: Good! Like I can breath again lol. But just cuz IM safe doesn't mean what I want to happen will happen

The contestants then go to vote.

Ryebuck (voting for Blue Person): if you don't go now you may never go.

Ryebuck uses TDFan's vote to vote for Blue Person

Owen votes for James

Parafin (voting for Blue Person): It is regrettable that today my vote goes to Lizard. You have been a great ally and friend to me and I'll miss you. But you're becoming a great physical threat and I don't know if we'll get any more chances to stop you from winning your way right to the finale. Love ya. But, au revoir.

James votes for Blue Person

Blue Person votes for James

Ari (voting for Blue Person): You got shady, im dying, I don't wanna go. Peace out homie. Also I'm pretty sure you're kris and you pissed me off today soooo

Kyle (voting for Blue Person): No use turning back. If Lizard lives I'll blame others ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

John walks back with the votes when James stands up.

James: Things are screwed up, I hope this works.

James then plays the reality stone on himself and the time and soul stone on Ari making them immune. Two James votes that don't count are revealed followed by 4 Blue Person votes sending him home 6-2 because he was the biggest threat.

Blue Person says he hopes the tribe gets sugma as he leaves the tribal council area.

John S: Well after another double idol play, you guys send home one of the games biggest players. Only seven of you are left and we're getting down to the home stretch. All I can say is buckle up.

Blue Person (exit confessional): I have no hard feelings! I accomplished my goal of making single digits so I'm happy! I wish everyone else the best of luck, especially Pam; they deserve it the most.

Survivor music plays and the episode ends.