Rant

Fuck Group Projects

There's nothing worse then being put into a group of idiots for a project.

Now I'm not one to be obsessive over my grades, however I'd rather not fail because some people think fucking around is more important then the integrity of someone else's grade point average. Now don't get me wrong, some projects can be fun like when you're with friends or smart people, but because teachers want you to make new friends, you could be put into the FTG category.

FTG stands for:
Fuck
This
Group

Basicly a group of people you don't like, don't know or just don't get along with suddenly gets paired up with you. Many times this has happened to me, don't get me started on 10th grade Biology, and frankly it's kind of annoying. Now I'm reasonably smart and what can I say, I'm a sucker for a good slide show (details mean everything when presenting), however, that does not mean I will do most of the work so that you don't "overwork" yourself. Hell no. If you are paired with me, then you have to actually put effort in or I'm simply going to ask to switch partners. I will not "do your work," I won't help you because you "don't understand how slide shows work" and I certainly won't present the project on my own because you get "anxious" talking to a crowd. Bitch you were fine making a racist joke in front of your friends in public, so you're fine discussing what Susan B Anthony did for the Underground Railroad.

Also I know the only reason you loud, obnoxious and crude assholes only want to be my partner because I can get you an A. Don't tempt me into getting a bad grade on purpose, because I can fix my grade with other tests and projects, you however, might be a little trickier.

I'm going to keep this one short and there could be a part two, but I'm fucking tired.

Goodnight <3 -Sam