Undertale: ♡Papyrus x Reader♡

I Fell Into A Hole Like A Stupid Person

Little Y/N was climbing. Up Mount Ebott. She wore black leggings, orange shorts, a striped blue and yellow shirt, and a crochet sweater that was no where near warm. Anyways, she was climbing up a mountain. Because her friend, (Make a Name), dared her to. And she fell in a hole, like a stupid person. Down, down, down the hole she fell. Until she landed. On some plants. Which brings us to... now!

Ugh, my... my head. What? Where am I? I look down. Huh. I'm resting on a pile of flowers. This seems nice. Except I'm in a hole. I look over to my side. Oh! A flower! Let's go see it!

~Very Large Timeskip and P.O.V Switch: Brought to you by Skull-and-Crossed Bones Inkwells~

Y/N walked through the snowy forest, munching cautiously on monster candy. She decided to save her pie for later. She walked until she found a bridge, with wooden pillars on it. Then, she heard crunching behind her. She froze, staring at the strange bars on the bridge. "Human. Don't you know how to greet a new pal? Turn around and shake my hand." A strange, low voice spoke. Y/N thought for a moment, and then cautiously spun around with her eyes closed. Then, she heard a peculiar noise when she shook the stranger's hand. She opened her eyes immediately and saw a creature wearing a blue sweater. "Heheh... The old whoopie cushion in the hand trick. It's always funny." 'Not really." Y/N thought. But she still gave a bit of a nervous giggle. She didn't want to anger the monster. Even if she didn't quite know what the creature was. "Anyways, you're a human, right? That's hilarious. I'm Sans. Sans the Skeleton." 'Oh! So that's what he is! I couldn't place my finger on it!' Y/N thought. She was still reminiscing about leaving Toriel. "I'm actually supposed to be on watch for humans right now." Sans said. 'Oh god no!' Y/N thought, still too scared to speak. "But... y'know... I don't really care about capturing anybody. Now, my brother Papyrus..." Sans said. 'Is he going to hurt me?!?' Y/N thought, still scared to talk."He's a human hunting FANATIC. Hey, actually, I think that's him over there. Hey, I have an idea. Go through this gate thingy." "Um... I can?" Y/N asked, finally finding her voice. "Yeah, go right through. My bro made the bars too wide to stop anyone." Y/N followed Sans through the bars and near a hotdog stand. "Quick! Behind that convieniently-shaped lamp!" Sans exclaimed. Y/N dashed behind the lamp, which happened to be, coincidentally, her exact size. "S'up, bro?" Sans asked what Y/N assumed to be his brother. "YOU KNOW WHAT 'SUP' BROTHER? IT'S BEEN EIGHT DAYS AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T. RECALIBRATED. YOUR. PUZZLES! YOU JUST HANG AROUND YOUR STATION! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING!?!" Papyrus yelled at Sans. "Staring at this lamp. It's really cool. Do you wanna look?" Sans asked. "No no no please no!" Y/N whispered, so quiet that even she could not hear it. "NO! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT! WHAT IF A HUMAN COMES THROUGH HERE!?! I WANT TO BE READY!!! I WILL BE THE ONE! I MUST BE THE ONE! I WILL CAPTURE A HUMAN! Then, I the GREAT Papyrus... WILL GET ALL THE THINGS I UTTERLY DESERVE! Respect... Recognition... I will finally be able to join the royal guard!" Y/N peeked around the lamp. What she saw was a tall skeleton wearing a red cape, red gloves, blue shorts, and red boots. She snapped her head back in fear that he might see her. "People will ask to... be my... friend! I will bathe in a shower of kisses every morning!" Papyrus said, finally calming down a touch. "Hmm..." Sans said. "Maybe this lamp will help you." By now, Y/N was up to being captured. She felt bad for Papyrus, but she couldn't just reveal herself. She had to make him feel as if he'd actually caught her. "SANS!! YOU ARE NOT HELPING!! YOU LAZYBONES!! ALL YOU DO IS SIT AND BOONDOGGLE!!" 'The heck is boondoggling?' Y/N thought. "YOU GET LAZIER AND LAZIER EVERYDAY!!!" Papyrus screamed. "Hey, take it easy. I've gotten a ton of work done today." Sans said. His voice sounded much more calm than Papyrus'. "A skele-ton!" Sans said. Y/N peeked her head around the lamp again. Sans looked over, smirked and winked at her. She gave him a small thumbs up and smiled. Papyrus stomped his foot. "SANS!" Papyrus yelled, making Sans look back at him. "Come on, you're smiling." Sans said. "I AM and I HATE it!!!" Papyrus yelled, a smile spreading on his face. "*sigh* Why does someone as great as me have to do so much just to get some recognition?" Papyrus said, his smile draining from his face and his voice going quieter. "Wow, sounds like you're really working yourself..." Sans began, a bigger smile beginning to snake across his face. "...Down to the bone!" Sans looked over at Y/N, smirked, giggled, and winked again. Y/N put her hand across her mouth to keep herself from laughing, while using her other hand to give him a thumbs up again. "Ugh!" Papyrus said, even though he was really smiling. "I will attend to my puzzles... as for your work..." Papyrus said. "Put a little more... backbone into it!!!" He said, smiling really hard again. "Nyehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!" He laughed, turning away from Sans and walking away. But he walked back a little and did one final, "Heh!"