( STRAY KIDS! )
CHAPTER FORTY-THREE.
❝ better than meth ❞
HE CALLS HAPPY ON THURSDAY, and the chauffeur is honestly shocked that the kid's not asking after tony, or if there's another dangerous mission available for him. no, he wants. . . something far less complicated than that. but happy remains suspicious, because there must be some kind of trick involved.
"is this a new fad among you kids
"uh, no? i just need them for a school project."
"you need me to get you... as many DVDs as possible."
"of the christmas shoes, yeah."
"the one with rob lowe."
"thats the one."
happy knows there's something not right here, but he can't tell what. the request seems innocuous enough.
"what are you going to do with these DVDs, pedro?"
"if i told you, i'd have to kill you."
"kid—"
"look, if you don't do it, i'll have to get them myself. and mr. stark said not to get into trouble anymore."
happy thinks maybe he should retire early, after all. he's got benefits.
"oh guess it's better than meth," he grumbles, clicking the phone shut.
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FanfictionPETER PARKER. ❛ chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling ❜ short chapters | book one completed
