( STRAY KIDS! )
CHAPTER TWELVE.
❛ swing that way ❜
❛ SO, ELI, ARE YOU PETER'S GIRLFRIEND? ❜
peter chokes on his asparagus. wishing he'd actually suffocate and die. this is worse than facing off liz's dad on a flying plane.
eli pulls a loose curl from her face. "no, i'm afraid peter doesn't swing that way."
"wh–at?" he spits asparagus all over the table.
"he promised himself to ned like a year ago, which is really cute, if you ask me," eli continues calmly, dipping some bread into the meatball sauce.
aunt may smiles coyly, "well, i did catch them half-naked once, and peter was in his boxers."
"oh really?" eli echoes, raising a scandalized eyebrow at him.
he's going to kill them both.
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