bored, single & lonely.

a clusterfuck of Aerins

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Namjoon scrolls through the applications and none of them seem very appealing. None of them catches his eye. Either they are uninteresting or unoriginal, and not to speak of uninspiring. He asks himself why it is so hard to find a decent pasta eating midget who would love him and his 6 brothers, unconditionally. It isn't too much to ask for is it?

His eyes grow weary as his gaze is mindlessly reading the boring and common names. The names Park Aerin, Lee Aerin and Kang Aerin are all starting to sound the same as it seems to Namjoon that every name on the list seems to become one clusterfuck of Aerins. It isn't until the most jaw-dropping, dumbfounding, heartstopping and the grooviest combination of a name appears, that Namjoon realizes that he just might've found the perfect match.

Her name is Kim Aerin and she is about to rock their world.

Full Name:

Kim Ae Rin

D.O.B:

1998/09/17

Height:

158cm/Midget

Interests:

Fanfiction

Food

Fotography

Fabricating stories and art

Fapping

Felines

Fucking

How do you feel about living in a dorm?

Depends on if I live in it alone or npt

I'd probably be fed up with being social within a week

How do you feel about going on tour for several months?

I get travel sick and I have stage fright. So no? Traveling is nice though, I like going to new places

How do you feel about sharing food with the members of Bulletproof Boy Scouts?

Who?

All I can hear is free food

A boy buffet? Hit me up

How do you feel about olive oil?

Passionate. Nectar of the gods. Goes well with everything I love. Pasta. Bread. Sensual massages

What's your opinion on arugula?

I had to google it. I have a love-hate relationship with it. I'm never happy seeing it but I end up eating it happily anyway

They are just glorified dandelions

What about arugula and olive oil combined?

I'll eat it

Do yellow toothbrushes disturb you?

No

Does pouring the milk before adding the cereal disturb you?

NO HOW ELSE WOULD YOU DO IT

IT WILL BE SOGGY OTHERWISE

Do you snore?

Not that I know. I can say really rude/insensitive things when I talk in my sleep though

What is your opinion on sharing a bed with a dog?

Nah

Dog have claws

If they a nice doggy that won't lick me I'll scoot over for them