Are you 20 years old, bored out of your mind and just the right gal for BTS? Then, you have a once in a lifetime opportunity to meet and touch bums with the one and only, Bulletproof Boy Scouts! In just a few minutes will you have the chance of becoming BTS's own personal galfriend!
Fill in the application forms down below to see if you are worthy of becoming a part of the next big OTP!
Namjoon scrolls through the applications and none of them seem very appealing. None of them catches his eye. Either they are uninteresting or unoriginal, and not to speak of uninspiring. He asks himself why it is so hard to find a decent pasta eating midget who would love him and his 6 brothers, unconditionally. It isn't too much to ask for is it?
His eyes grow weary as his gaze is mindlessly reading the boring and common names. The names Park Aerin, Lee Aerin and Kang Aerin are all starting to sound the same as it seems to Namjoon that every name on the list seems to become one clusterfuck of Aerins. It isn't until the most jaw-dropping, dumbfounding, heartstopping and the grooviest combination of a name appears, that Namjoon realizes that he just might've found the perfect match.
Her name is Kim Aerin and she is about to rock their world.
Full Name:
Kim Ae Rin
D.O.B:
1998/09/17
Height:
158cm/Midget
Interests:
Fanfiction
Food
Fotography
Fabricating stories and art
Fapping
Felines
Fucking
How do you feel about living in a dorm?
Depends on if I live in it alone or npt
I'd probably be fed up with being social within a week
How do you feel about going on tour for several months?
I get travel sick and I have stage fright. So no? Traveling is nice though, I like going to new places
How do you feel about sharing food with the members of Bulletproof Boy Scouts?
Who?
All I can hear is free food
A boy buffet? Hit me up
How do you feel about olive oil?
Passionate. Nectar of the gods. Goes well with everything I love. Pasta. Bread. Sensual massages
What's your opinion on arugula?
I had to google it. I have a love-hate relationship with it. I'm never happy seeing it but I end up eating it happily anyway
They are just glorified dandelions
What about arugula and olive oil combined?
I'll eat it
Do yellow toothbrushes disturb you?
No
Does pouring the milk before adding the cereal disturb you?
NO HOW ELSE WOULD YOU DO IT
IT WILL BE SOGGY OTHERWISE
Do you snore?
Not that I know. I can say really rude/insensitive things when I talk in my sleep though
What is your opinion on sharing a bed with a dog?
Nah
Dog have claws
If they a nice doggy that won't lick me I'll scoot over for them
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bored, single & lonely.
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